Fangs For Waiting

By Fangs For Waiting

Fangs For Waiting is a Spooky movie podcast where two friends break down horror movies throughout the decades; from cult classics to the films of the past most people wished stayed there! Detailed sce... more

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The podcast currently has 78 episodes available.

Fangs For Waiting episodes:

July 25, 2022 Choose Your Fate V.1
Left? Right? I don't know. Do you? This episode, Brandon and Josh are lost little puppies trying to find our way home. Papa Joe asks all the questions, hoping- no- PRAYING that we choose the wrong path! Will the two of us make it out alive, or will Joseph have his way with our tight little asses!? Only one way to find out!
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40min
July 18, 2022 Blindside Tales Part 2
Take a seat by the fire and light up, mi familia! Cos we're gonna be sharin some stories that'll leave you campers shivering in your skivvies and begging your camp counselor to let you use the pay phone to call your mommies, daddies, and/or parental guardians! Piss now or forever hold your ween! I give you... BLIND SIDE TALES: PART BOO!!!
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43min
July 11, 2022 Legend Of The Shadow People
What's up all you mommy’s and daddy's!? This episode's about a cryptid so creepy, you'll be changing your diaper approximately three times before we're finished! Yes that is correct, three times! Three, the magic number! A number so magic, it'll have you feeling like Houdini... dead. He died. And you might too. You don't know what's lurking in the shadows just beneath your feet. In the corner of the room. Outside your window. Could be ghouls, goblins, Jared from Subway, or perhaps the shadows themselves... If you think you're alone, do take care to remember that you never are. If you think you're safe, you're a fool. Remember that next time you snicker at a stupid peepee joke, you ignorant cuck... So come on and have some fun with Fangs For Waiting tonight as we talk about Shadow People! Wooo! Spookyyy!
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37min
July 04, 2022 Graveyard Shift (1990)
Happy 4th of July! Come celebrate with us as we talk about a man-eating bat/rat that loves nothing more than the taste of a hard-working American's blood. Bonus points to anyone listening to this episode during the graveyard shift; we won't give you double pay, but we will go on with our lives never knowing who you are or that you did that. (Unless you email us!) Grab your Diet Pepsi and your wrist rocket, cos there's only one way to do deal with these fuckers... it's by clicking play.
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1h 32min
June 27, 2022 Ash Vs Evil Dead (2015-2018)
I am recording this entry from a small apartment in the north-western lakeside of Pennsylvania. Here, I am staying with my blow-up doll for a few weeks so that I may continue my research undisturbed. Since May, a group of associate professors and myself have been excavating the ruins of Ca'n Dar. I believe I have made an important find in that area, and thus the reason for this thick & juicy log. With it, I can keep an accurate record of translations from my latest find; the first of six, the others still lost, volumes of ancient Sumarian burial practices and rites. Basically, it is a book of do's and don'ts dealing with the deceased entitled "Colmillos por Esperar" roughly translated "Fangs For Waiting." It is bound in human flesh, and inked with the blood of yo mama...
"I'd dip my pen in that ink!" Brandon exclaims as he locks eyes with Joe.
This particular volume deals with demons and demon resurrection. These are of the Katardi family, meaning those forces believed to inhabit the jungles and woods of man's domain. The first few pages that I have translated warn that these demons are dangerous, everpresent, and exist primarily through this podcast. As legend has it, only the sacred high priests of the Ca'n Dar tribe could posess these books, for they alone could properly control the resurrected demons. It is only through the act of reciting the resurrection passage that these demons would be able to posess the living. For many years, it was thought that this legend-
"Brandon, shut it off!"
"Ah, c'mon Josh! Ya scared!? Ooooooo!"
"I just don't wanna hear it anymore!"
"Well I do!"
"My names Joe, and I wanna know why you're being so mean to my little sister Josh! Talking to YOU, Brandon!"
"Ahhh, shut it, Turkey Joe!"
*click*
Tantir-ah-mis-trobeen-ha-zar-ta...
Tantir-man-ov-mis-hazen-sober...
Kanda!
"Shut it off..."
Kanda!
"Shut it off!"
Kanda!
"SHUT IT OFF!!!"
Josh runs out of the room... and Brandon and Joe record the podcast.
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1h 9min
June 20, 2022 Evil Dead (2013)
Alright all you gore whores and thumb sores! Get wit it, unless you can't kick it! Are you smelling what I'm smelling? I said! ARE YOU SMELLING WHAT I'M SMELLING!? Cos if it ain't the festering puss of an unwedded teenage drug addict, y'all needa bust up outta HERE!!! Am I using more adjectives than needed to exaggerate this summary? YES! Are we about to blow your minds!? YES!! Fan of scary movies or not, all are welcome! For those who love it... please, indulge. For those who do not... take a chance; we may change your mind!
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2h 1min
June 06, 2022 Army Of Darkness (1992)
Grab your Boomstick and rev up the chainsaw, cos we're taking you on the action-packed adventure that is Army of Darkness! With plenty of flips, kicks and saving chicks, Ash must go on the quest of a lifetime to return home from medieval times. Groovy fight scenes and hilarious quips will have you pissing your pants; not cos you've lost control of your bladder, but because the overwhelming feeling of joy in your heart made you believe at the time that it was perfectly acceptable! Meanwhile, Bruce Campbell's jaw-dropping good looks will leave you drooling like a wittle baby. Goo-goo-ga-ga, bitch! Now look at yourself! You're jaws on the filthy floor and you smell like piss! That's what I call a hot mess. And if there's one way I love my messes... it's hot. Gimme some sugar, baby!
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1h 31min
May 30, 2022 Evil Dead 2 (1987)
Watch out for the trees man! There alive man! Come with us as we continue our journey through The Evil Dead series. Evil Dead 2 has Blood, great demon effects and a WHOLE LOTTA Ash William and you know what we say to that!.......Groovy...So grab your chainsaws and sawed off shotgun cause we going demon hunting this week!!
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1h 34min
May 23, 2022 The Evil Dead (1981)
"Join us. Join uuuus" as we talk about a legendary film, The Evil Dead. With a horrifying setting and grotesque demons and gore, this classic slaps like nothing else; leaving a big, red handprint, that we wear proudly, on our asses. I could go on with nothing but great things to say, but I'll leave it to the podcast. So hike up your corduroy pants and take a seat with us. Not that you have a choice. Cos we're gonna get you.
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1h 41min
May 16, 2022 Mystery Box #2
You heard the first one. You loved it. Millions of you begged for more. Now, the times has come! Put your dicks together! For THE MYSTERY BOX!!! OHHHHH GAWWWWD!!! I'M GONNA CUMMMM!!! EVERY ORIFICE ON MY BODY IS EXPLODING WITH ECSTASY!!! I DON'T THINK I CAN TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! OH HEAVENLY FATHER FORGIVE ME, FOR I'M ABOUT TO LET A WHITE DOOKY SLITHER OUT MY FRONT BUTT ONTO THE FACE OF HUMANITY!!! CIVILIZATIONS WILL FALL!!! BIRDS WILL START TAKING THE BUS!!! MOTHERS WILL WEEP!!! THE RIVERS WILL RUN WHITE WITH MY PASSIONATE SEED!!! AHHHHHH!!!!
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1h 8min

FAQs about Fangs For Waiting:

How many episodes does Fangs For Waiting have?

The podcast currently has 78 episodes available.