This week’s Live from the Gardens is chock full of important information about the American Cockroach and the Siberian Tiger, the two main morphs from Animorphs #6: The Capture. We cover all the important stuff like how depressing it is that the human race has almost completely killed out tigers but how ligers are a pretty cool thing so maybe it’s not all bad? We also cover the ASMR of roaches for Brayden’s sake and, for the sake of all our listeners, we discuss how to survive if we were ever Jumanji’d into the jungle

We’re back for some more lively conversation about the extremely relevant details of Animorphs #6: The Capture such as Ghostface Killah vs Martin Shkreli and How to Jill With Your Own Breasts. Have you ever wondered how Yeerks could be used to deliver top notch porn? Or maybe you’ve questioned about whether Ax is depressed or not? More importantly, just exactly HOW rock’n’roll are the foreign invaders? All this and more on this week’s Dork-Bajir Chronicles!

We converse about the American Lobster and the Black Garden Ant in this, the most disgusting and suicide-prone episode of Live from the Gardens about Animorphs #5: The Predator. Want to know how to convince ants to kill each other? Or maybe you’re wondering about the various uses of lobster claws? Even worse, maybe you’re here to learn more about how the patriarchy is leaking into children’s books about ants? Whatever you’re here for, the Fanimorphs have got you covered.

Marco finally stars in his own book in Animorphs #5: The Predator, just in time for Fanimorphs: The Dork-Bajir Chronicles to dissect it, piece by piece. We ponder over Marco’s apparent Brooklyn accent, what 90s material Marco’s dad touches himself to, and the horror of being ripped apart. We’re your one-stop shop for accidental racism and constantly interrupting each other!

This week in Live from the Gardens we talk about the Seagull and the Common Dolphin, the two main morphs from Animorphs #4: The Message. Strap in for a lively discussion about how dolphin throats work, the best way to listen to man-made whale songs, and a breakdown of why seagull sex is stupid-looking. Also, Live from the Gardens now has quizzes and stuff!

Animorphs #4: The Message has a lot of poignant, character-building moments, most of which we tear down and humiliate in this episode of Fanimorphs: The Dork-Bajir Chronicles. We mock the Animorph cover models, the absurdity of the term “great ones,” and the issue of consent when absorbing 13-year-old human DNA. Tune in this week for a deep dive into the perfect storm that is the fourth wave of the Animorphs series.

This Live from the Gardens is centered around two morphs found in Animorphs #3: The Encounter: the Red-Tailed Hawk and the Gray Wolf. We focus in on how Yeerks spot the subtleties of animal sex by watching Youtube videos, whether or not birds can smell, and Brayden achieves climax live on the cast. Also, buckle up for cloacal moaning, lifting your leg to pee, and how to see superteal!

The Fanimorphs sink their teeth into Animorphs #3: The Encounter and bite off a piece of perma-morphed Tobias’ mental health journey. Get ready to cry some emotional tears as we recap our most tragic hero’s meanderings through coming to terms with his new hawk self and still contributing to Animorph missions. We go over such topics as Marco’s depression strength, Tobias’ general angstyness, and what it’s like to be the doves in a John Woo film.

The Fanimorphs sink their teeth into Animorphs #3: The Encounter and bite off a piece of perma-morphed Tobias’ mental health journey. Get ready to cry some emotional tears as we recap our most tragic hero’s meanderings through coming to terms with his new hawk self and still contributing to Animorph missions. We go over such topics as Marco’s depression strength, Tobias’ general angstyness, and what it’s like to be the doves in a John Woo film.

This week’s Live from the Gardens features the Fanimorphs gang discussing the Northern Short-Tailed Shrew and the Domestic Cat, as featured in Animorphs #2: The Visitor. Listen in as we argue over the size of lizards and mice and wince at the details of feline reproduction. If you enjoy spiny genitalia and learning some really surprising things about shrews, stay tuned for more near-expert level animal talk.