Fantasy Adventure Machine

Things are very wrong with B.E.T.H. Something doesn't feel right and it's not just the terrifyingly creepy girl with the long hair and wicked nails that is coming down the hallway toward us right now! Ah!  ok, ghost Beth is not real, she can't actually hurt me. Will the crew figure out the cause of the nightmare before it is too late? Honestly, I just hope we all make it out in one piece. 

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

How did the whole mission go so horribly wrong? Some psycho multiplying wrestler reject showed up and messed with the plot, not we have to deal with it! How is the crew gonna get out of this while also making sure the timeline stays in tact? Honestly, I don't know, but I'm excited to find out!

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

How on earth did our heroes get themselves into this mess? And how did a character end up "surfing a dog?" Well, you could build a B.E.T.H. of your own, run back to the 1920s and find out for yourself ... or you could just listen to this episode to follow along as we go back in time to try and end a mobsters' career! Going from bustin' out to locking away!

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

We got her! Time to get the hell out of here and take Joan of Arc back to her time... definitely feels like we forgot something though.... oh crap! Kaos strikes again and the rest of the team is left to escape a French juvie. Will their suspicion of Vic make it impossible for them to work together? Will they finally have it out with them? Or, will some crazy stupid shenanigans occur as the team makes their way back to B.E.T.H? And what will they discover when they get out? Join us and find out on Fantasy Adventure Machine.... Welcome to the FAM!

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

Join us as we attempt to rescue the world's greatest heroine from ... a bunch of French dudes? Surely there is more to it than that, right, right, we need to save Joan of Arc all while attempting to pull off our possibly ill-advised mutiny of Captain Vik Connor. Are we time-traveling superheroes, or are we just prisoners with delusions of grandeur performing an attempted kidnapping of a 13-year-old, displaced historical figure? Only one way to find out! Join us now!! Welcome to the FAM.

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

Wow! What a twist, Joan has been displaced in 1974 Reems France and the crew is no longer sure who they are chasing. Is Vic in league with Blyth? Let's follow the evidence; Joan was kidnapped by a time ship, Vic has a time ship, Vic kidnapped all of them, hmmm... better get some snacks together gang, it might be time for a mutiny!

In/Outro Music by Daniel Furniss

Done with the Mongols and hot on the trail of the time-traveling villain Blyth, the team jump to 1425 France where Joan of Arc has been mysteriously abducted from her own timeline. Thirteen-year-old Joan is about to come into contact with our ragtag group of time-traveling super people and their sentient ship, will they "a voice from God to help [her] govern [her] conduct?" Or will they cause more damage, rupturing the timeline permanently and changing the course of history? Find out now on Fantasy Adventure Machine!

In the left corner, coming in at 5'8" 170lbs, the scourge of China, progenitor of 1/3 of the human race and lover of ... Christian Gospel Music? Ghenghis Khan! And in the right corner, a group of ragtag, moronic B list heroes led by the harbinger of Chaos, 5'9" and 130lb soaking wet ... Kaos Overclock! In a battle of mecha ostriches and screaming Mongol soldiers, who will get the K.O? Join us NOW for the conclusion of the China 1227AD MONGULMANIA!!!

In/outro music credit: Daniel Furniss

Will our lovable team of time-traveling superheroes' journey come to an end because of cookies? Is it for the crew? Not if they have anything to do with it. And what in the love of girl scout troop 629 is Effie Derringer up to? How will our heroes turn this one around? Find out now on Fantasy Adventure Machine!

In/outro music credit: Daniel Furniss

With a mission under their belts and Blyth slipping through their grasp the team, under the more hands on direction of Captain Vik Conner must traverse the jungle wilderness of China 1227 AD in order to repair a time anomaly caused once again by the nefarious weapons dealing of their wiley foe. What will the team discover in the wilderness? Will Zuman live out his days as a Gorilla in China? Find out now on Fantasy Adventure Machine!

In/outro music credit: Daniel Furniss