Fantasy Time

A first in Fantasy Time history, Falyn & Paris record together in the same room and reveal where they’ve been for the past three months.

Joined by their dear friend and true gamer girl Haley Houston, Paris and Falyn talk video games and Dungeons & Dragons.

Falyn gets absolutely sloshed on a 32-ounce beer and, after months of playing DnD together, the gals finally get to reveal their DnD characters’ tragic backstories.

Make sure you stick around until the end of the episode for a very fun bit about the importance of sunning your butt chakra.

Yeehaw, bitches. The gals could not wait to share their Summary & Review of their new favorite video game, Ranch Sim by Excalibur Games. In this episode, Falyn and Paris walk you through the world of Ranch Sim, describe the pleasures of hunting game, and exchange horse girl stories. Hell yea, brother– it’s Fantasy Time!

Falyn and Paris are CERTAINLY NOT milking this whole fancast thing for content. Not at all. 

During this week’s Fantasy Time, they cover the results of last week’s Instagram poll where their listeners and followers voted on their controversial casting choices for the A Court of Thorns and Roses TV series. The gals take turns graciously accepting wins and defeats, and consider how they could use their supreme veto power to skew the results in their favor. 

They truly had a blast seeing everyone’s choices and would once again like to thank y’all for being here. 

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Ep 39: Castlevania (Season 4) S&R

 

Falyn and Paris give their Summary & Review of the fourth and final season of Netflix's original series Castlevania. Based on Konami’s cult classic video game series, this show is one of the best tv show adaptations of its kind… and it’s sexy as hell. 

Hot dudes. Badass women. Epic fight choreography. Philosophical bug demons. Graphic Violence. It has it all. 

Paris once again expresses her longing for a cottagecore lifestyle, while Falyn learns the true depth of Paris’s hatred for technology as she reveals the number of unread emails in her inbox (spoiler: it’s several thousand). If you’d like to get straight into the vampire action, skip ahead to (13:00)

After a two-week hiatus of medical strife, technical difficulties, cross-country moving, and genuinely struggling over hypothetical decisions, the gals have finally curated their ACOTAR TV Show fan casts… And They. Are. Wild.

Join Falyn (half-naked in her closet) and Paris (high on medical marijuana) as they stumble through a minefield of sexy, mostly problematic actors and roles they’re too old to play. 

Listen till the very end for a super fun post-show role-playing session that you do NOT want to miss.

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Episode References:

“Repeat Stuff” What. Bo Burnham

@starbitcreations

@starfallcourt

@annalisejensen

“From God’s Perspective” What. Bo Burnham

Best of Craig Middlebrooks, Parks and Rec

Bad Dragon Toys

Rebounding from the tragic loss of their Twilight episode, the girls fall back on what they do best: talking about themselves. This episode is a juicy tell-all filled with AMSR, sim murder, summer camp horror stories, and so much more. Paris and Falyn share the Fantasy Times of their youth– some of which they’re still recovering from. There is no way you could possibly predict what they discuss in this episode so you might as well listen to it. 

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Tonight, on Incest Island: Falyn and Paris give their Summary & Review of the super-sexy-not-at-all-problematic 2013 film Adore.

Created by French director Anne Fontain, starring Naomi Watts and Robin Wright, Adore (aka Adoration aka Two Mothers aka The Grandmothers) is an epic fantasy tale of two best friends and the trials of being mislabeled as lesbians while dating each other's sons.

This epic romance is based on a true story and examines the most important law of fantasy: You can do anything you want if you sexy

After ripping its punctuation to shreds in Episode 17, the girls have decided to revisit their previous Summary & Review of The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue by V.E. Shwab (Episode 17). In this episode, Paris and Falyn must reckon with their own ignorance in a transparent dialogue that proves we truly are all “learning new things all the time.” They also make a bunch of fart jokes, discuss Falyn’s epic past as a Poetry Out Loud Champion, and Paris’s tragic childhood.

*We recommend listening to Episode 17 of Fantasy Time for additional context*

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EPISODE REFERENCES:

Invictus (2009 Film)

“Episode 17” of Fantasy Time Podcast

The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue by V.E. Shwab

“Why We’re Capitalizing Black” by Nancy Coleman New York Times

So You Want to Talk About Race by Ijeoma Oluo

Live Sunday Sermons with Janaya Future Khan @janayathefuture

In The Desert by Stephen Crane

The Blues Don’t Change by Al Young

If you’re a fan of A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J Maas, this episode is for you.

The gals dive into the controversy of the A Court of Thorns and Roses TV Show, address the ACOTAR Fandom’s body-shaming scandal, and present their case for an ACOTAR animated series.

Paris also lists her boyfriend’s celebrity look-a-likes (Spoiler: there are many) and Falyn makes a small and not at all aggressive request of SJM Fan-artists.

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References:

A Court of Thorns and Roses by Sarah J Maas

Castlevania (2017 TV Series) Created by Warren Ellis 

The Best of Me (2014 Film)

Loving Bravely by Dr. Alexandra Solomon, PhD @dr.alexandra.solomon