This episode we fantasize about a sexually charged bar and grill where haters eat for free. We also touch on the US carceral system, fantasizing about how to fuck your way into a mistrial and the power of sexual fantasies for men in prison. Finally, we kick around a few violent fantasies about a famous podcast host. 

This episode we talked about the men's retreat Prophecy of the Pung. Look out for the early-spring event in San Diego, tickets will sell out quickly! We also touched on the sexual nature of tattoo culture and rock'n'roll sexual heroism. 

Have you ever driven your sexually-active-pleasure-partner completely mad? In this episode we delve into the fantasy realm of what it would take to be driven ABSOLUTELY INSANE by your sexual partner.

PS if you are on Reddit and can't show even the SMALLEST bit of respect, please stop posting on our shit. We are all presumably adults. Get it together. 

This episode we drift down into the deepest, darkest holes on earth. Places no human should ever venture, unless they want to get lost... Have you even been beaten to within an inch of your life by your desire to show hole? No? Then come on in.

Season 2 is upon us! We're back from summer break, so please stop spamming our inbox asking about the new season. In this episode we talk about the raw, uncut libidinal energy that pulses through the beach life and how it makes waves in our sexual fantasies. 

Have you ever looked someone in the eye and lied to them? I bet you have. We don't judge you. Leave all your dirty laundry with us. We won't tell. 

In this episode we peel back our foreskin and expose sexual lies through elaborate erotic fantasies that are 100% guaranteed to excite you.

In this episode we fantasize about torturing different celebrities: BJ Novak - Jimmy Fallon - Rosamund Pike - James Corden. We don't actually want to torture these celebrities, its satire. Performance art. Theater. Fantasy. Don't try to get us kicked off of social media. We had a fantasy about rough sex with Huey Lewis and a bunch of you snitched and got us kicked off of Reddit. This is satire. Not real. Playful. 

Power. Control. Influence. Domination. Power. Power. Power. 

This episode we construct elaborate sexual fantasies about enacting power over others. Much like you, the person reading this description, we hold little to no power in our day-to-day lives. Any power we do have is wielded to bring joy/pain to those closest to us. Therefor, the power play fantasy is particularly joyful and arousing.

Ever been taken by a fast lover? Ever been betrayed by a fake friend? Ever had your face caved in by your relatives at a family function? We have, and that's what makes OUR erotic fantasies better, and more worthwhile, than anything YOU could ever come up with. WE LIVE THIS SHIT. You just scribble about it in your notepad, witness it from your folks pad. Enjoy!

Fear. Rage. Instinct. What do they all have in common? All are deeply rooted in PRIMAL. What is sexual expression if not PRIMAL? This episode we get wet and gooey with PRIMAL fantasies that cut deep into our most base animal instincts.