Are your sexual fantasies not quite getting your friends and family off? Maybe they lack a certain robustness? This episode the boys dip into the ever-growing vault of listener emails. We give you, the listener, tips and tricks for how to get the most out of your sexual fantasies. 

Listen up you sci-fi sex fiends! Stop with the emails already, you got what you wanted! Step into your favorite cosplay getup and strap on your Doctor Who-themed silicone-based penis substitute, because the boys are back to fluff your fantasy-hole with deep science fiction erotica. Only this time, we brought in a hitter from out-of-state to vaporize your mind-shaft, former The Atlantic and Chicago Sun Times contributor POV Paul!

Hello 2023! We ring in the new year with some especially sultry tales of penetration and subjugation. Welcome to all our new listeners across the globe! Please keep listening to our podcast. We don't have anything else keeping us going in life. All our money was wrapped up in crypto and now we're broke. All we have is these perverted sexual fantasies to keep our spirits afloat. This brutal dog-eat-dog world may have broken us, but it will never take our fantasies. 

This week we uncover a long-lost episode that slid it's way into the dungeons of fantasy land. Blame as to who lost this file resulted in a fist fight and prolonged, pervasive emotional abuse. Nevertheless, its here! We talk about lustful overtures, horny souls seeking to redeem themselves through the long lost art of the romantic gesture. 

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The Holidays are a time of giving, and in this episode we give you all the slick, slutty and sloppy cheer those two little cheeks of yours can handle. Get cozy and wrap yourself in your favorite fantasy, we're here for you. 

One in a million shot. Needle in a haystack. Hail Mary. Sexually, we face situations where heaven and earth would have to move in order for us to bust, yet somehow we pull it off. In this episode, we explore the erotic concept of sexually persevering against all odds.

Have you ever peaked too hard, and seen something you weren't supposed to see? Have you ever dosed to high and raw-dogged your way into another dimension? We call that 3rd eye voyeurism. Join us as we spray clown on the astral plane. No one can touch us, no one. We run this here erotic fantasy game. Click that listen button to see why.

Have you ever found yourself in the right place/right time for a wild sexual experience? We haven't, but we loved fantasizing about. In this episode, the boys spin serendipitous sexual scenarios that leave NOTHING to the imagination. Plus, a bonus fantasy about being young, wild and free in the 1950's. Check your Chubby, this Wild One promises to bring the White Heat!

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Danger, fear, adrenaline, blood, sugar, sex, magik. This episode we explore the intersection of danger and blasting fat ropes. Nowhere in the Western world will you find this level of hyper-intense exploitation of the human imagination. You came to spray clown, but you will stay to pray down.

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The boys test their bond by crafting sexual fantasies for each other. Using years of friendship as fodder, each erotic story teller weaves a rich sexual experience for their comrades in sexual arms. Three guys using story telling to get one another off is a practice as old as time. Hope you enjoy!