We gush over Jesse Plemons, hot dog machines, Mormon Wives, and wishing men find peace.

RIP Maura Huggins as she got Rob'd. We roast the usual suspects (Colton, Kyle, etc), and express deep concern for the animal kingdom.

Mary and Alyssa questions the legitimacy of accountability, gush on brownie recipes, and rag on the Summer House men.

Sat for the Summer House premiere, and for Pudge's tattoo ideas. We gossip on the Olivia Dean, celebrity tattoos, Death Cab for Cutie, and EMDR.

Cj joins us to drop some serious hometown lore, we rag on Meredith and defend Brittany (shockingly), and dive into all the stress that comes along with starting a new job.

Justice for Ron Funches!! We rip on the most annoying of the Traitors cast members, defend Ron, dissect Heather Gay's claims about Captain Jason, praise Bronwyn, and have a laugh. Hope yall join us

We bash Michael Rappaport because how could we not?? Same goes for Colton, again. We talk strategy for Traitors, Timothee Chalamet's globe win, Nikki Glazer, and of course Mary gushes more over Heated Rivalry.

Mary has HR coursing through her veins, and Alyssa hates Tom Brady.

Audio quality: poor. Vibes: amazing. We're live from Mary's basement!

We honor Rob Reiner and shit on Trump