What else would we be discussing if not the hottest TV show and clash of church and state? We dive into the nostalgia of our first heartbreaks, Swifitie vibes taking over TSITP, and sh**ting where you eat. Yum!

We're back from our brief hiatus to catch up friends!! We shit talk the men on BIP, dissect the virgins on Are You My First?, and find joy in the lovely eccentricities of the Minnesota state fair.

Olive Green joins us again!! We fill her in on reality tv updates, convince her to apply to Traitors, discuss casting spells, and debate the use of AI

Our first guest is Olive Green! A Twitch live streamer, D&D extraordinaire, and "Nexplanon's biggest fan."

P.S. - Olive did not peak in high school

Covid PTSD is fun to look back on, we swear! Once we recover, we dissect the latest Love Island news, friends with kids, and getting punkd by people we never thought would switch up on us! what a day!

Everything relates to Next Gen NYC even if we don't relate to it. We swear that makes sense.

WHOOPS ALL TV! We have a lot to cover after our week off.... Love Island Finale, new Bachelor in Paradise, The Summer I Turned Pretty, Brock's affair.... also sorry our audio sucks this week for some reason.

Mary and Alyssa have quite a bit to say about The Valley; Janet on the run is confusing but Zach is king. They also share their embarrassing public poop fiascos, thoughts on age gap relationships, and Mary's inability to realize she's about to be proposed to.

Love Island was a doozy this week so obviously we jump into our roasts on that. #IAmKarenRead. Also we're convinced what happened to Amanda Knox could have happened to us.

omg we cover A LOT. Mad scientists. Biphobia. Nev on Catfish. And a celebrity sighting that almost put Alyssa in a coma.