Farthouse

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to drink beer and milk together! That’s because they’re chatting about Elaine May’s Mikey and Nicky. And they are joined by a very special guest. If you are a Letterboxd user, you know her as the infamous “Brat Pitt.” But in real life, her name is Mia Vicino, and she’s a film columnist at Willamette Week in Portland. In this episode, Patrick is invited to Mia’s secret friend club based on the fact that they were born in the same hospital in San Diego (Casey is viciously excluded, of course). Mia also tells a horrific story about being shot at after watching Mank. And they all three talk about their love for Letterboxd. In addition to all of that, they put Mikey and Nicky through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!  

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The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to waste all their money on hiring musical artists to perform in their respective mansions! That’s because they’re chatting about Satyajit Ray’s The Music Room. In this episode, Patrick and Casey dissect the scene in Richie Rich where it’s revealed he has his own working McDonalds inside his mansion. In addition to all of that, they put The Music Room through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!  

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The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to eat some oily cakes! That’s because they’re chatting about Kelly Reichardt’s First Cow. In this episode, Patrick accuses Casey of being annoyed with him. And Casey does not do an adequate job of denying this accusation. In addition to all of that, they put First Cow through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!  

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The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to have an existential breakdown during the production of a film! That’s because they’re chatting about Federico Fellini’s 8½. In this episode, Casey and Patrick both get sick and drunk because they are forced to drink a giant “Straw-Ber-Rita” during the recording. In addition to all of that, they put 8½ through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!  

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The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to be mercilessly bullied! That’s because they’re chatting about Todd Solondz’s Welcome to the Dollhouse. And they are joined by podcast royalty, the creator of MOONFACE, friend of the show, James Kim. In this episode, Casey symbolically takes on the role of the terrorized Dawn Wiener, and James and Patrick symbolically take on the role of his bullies. The way that they team up against Casey is both cruel AND unusual. It will be interesting to see if the podcast makes it to another episode... In addition to all of that, they put Welcome to the Dollhouse through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!  

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The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to have a fainting spell due to horniness. That’s because they’re chatting about Nagisa Ōshima’s Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence. Casey reveals how he got the “sex talk” and found out Santa Claus wasn’t real on the same day. And Patrick shares his Christmas plans. Plus, they put Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!  

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The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to fall in love with their next-door neighbor in the 1960’s. That’s because they’re chatting about Wong Kar-wai’s In the Mood for Love. Casey tries to get Patrick to reveal his deepest, darkest secret. And Patrick talks about his preferred work toilet. Plus, they put In the Mood for Love through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!  

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The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to start working at a fancy, little brothel. That’s because they’re chatting about Luis Buñuel’s Belle de Jour. Patrick accuses Casey of being a “Scooper.” And Casey wears a beret. Plus, they put Belle de Jour through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!  

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The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get scandalized by an unsimulated sex scene. That’s because they’re chatting about Carlos Reygadas’ Battle In Heaven. Spoiler alert, folks: they hated this movie! Plus, Casey gets very upset at Patrick about the new social media manager, Brad. And Patrick gets moodier and moodier as the show progresses due to his embarrassment in picking this horrific movie. In addition to all that junk, they put Battle In Heaven through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!  

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The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to receive a message from their deceased twin. That’s because they’re chatting about Olivier Assayas’ Personal Shopper. And they are joined by one of the hosts of the wonderful podcast, Screen Drafts, and fellow Minnesotan, Clay Keller. Both Patrick and Casey are immediately taken aback by Clay’s deep and immense love for the work of actor Kristen Stewart. Which makes Casey feel particularly guilty when he weaponizes a Shania Twain song to criticize the actor. In addition to that, they put Personal Shopper through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!  

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