Farthouse

The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to give their castle to their spouse’s mistresses! That’s because they’re chatting about Krzysztof Kieślowski’s Three Colours: Blue. Both Patrick and Casey self-identify as “Freak-lowskis,” which, of course, signifies that they are huge fans of the work of Krzysztof Kieślowski. They also admit they are both in love with the new Bachelorette, Tayshia Adams. In addition to that, they put Three Colours: Blue through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And they give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!  

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The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to live their entire lives without honor! That’s because we’re chatting about Lina Wertmüller’s Seven Beauties. A warning to all: 1). We talk a great deal about the new season of The Bachelorette in this episode. 2). This episode was recorded before the results of the election, so if we sound particularly clueless, that’s why. Plus, Patrick gets mad at Casey for comparing Patrick to the lascivious main character of the film. We put Seven Beauties through our proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And we give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!  

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The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to question our very existence. That’s because we’re chatting about Charlie Kaufman’s I'm Thinking of Ending Things. Much like the film itself this episode goes to dark and strange places that we don’t totally understand. Casey tells a story about working with a horrible old man on his senior thesis film. And Patrick reprimands Casey for asking him when his birthday is. Plus, we put I'm Thinking of Ending Things through our proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And we give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!  

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The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to decapitate our bullies. That’s because we’re chatting about Tomas Alfredson’s Let the Right One In. For our inaugural Halloween episode, we could not think of a better guest than the host of the year-round Halloween podcast It’s Always Halloween, Lucé Tomlin-Brenner! We spooky three discuss our own personal histories with the film. And, of course, we play “Fuck, Marry, Kill” with traditional horror characters. Plus, we put Let the Right One In through our proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And we give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!  

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The “Cinephile Cuties” are ready to get put in a little box for 25 years, because they’re talking about The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari. Patrick gets very annoyed with Casey for making him watch a silent film. Casey, rightfully, feels guilty and ugly for making his friend watch a silent film. Plus, the boys put The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari through their proprietary “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And the boys give each other notes to improve the show. Listen in to see if it’s working!  

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The Cinephile Cuties are ready to get eaten by an evil aunt because this week they’re dissecting 1977’s cuckoo-rama, House. The spooky month continues! Casey talks about his hatred for Chicago. And Patrick is wondering what Casey was doing on “that night,” whatever that means. Plus, the boys run House through the “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And, they give each other notes to help improve the show. Listen in next week to see if that works!

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The Cinephile Cuties are ready to dance with a coven of witches! That’s because they are discussing Dario Argento’s, Suspiria. This episode marks the beginning of their “spooky” month of scary arthouse films. Patrick and Casey are both “Halloqueens,” as it were. Casey tells a harrowing story about a terrifying “Gold Woman.” Patrick is both jubilant and miserable. And both of them have some issues with the Suspiria remake. Plus, the boys run Suspiria through the “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And, they give each other notes to help improve the show. Listen in next week to see if that works!

The Cinephile Cuties are ready to have an incomprehensibly boring conversation! That’s because they are discussing Louis Malle’s, My Dinner with Andre. The Cuties have never been so divided on a film, and it threatens the very existence of the show. Casey and Patrick also discuss being embarrassed about their jobs, the art of conversation, and Wallace Shawn’s beautifully odd visage. The boys run My Dinner with Andre through the “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And, they give each other notes to help improve the show. Listen in next week to see if that works!

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The cinephile cuties are ready to ruin their brother’s wedding! That’s because they are discussing Charles Burnett’s, My Brother's Wedding. At the top of the show, Casey and Patrick discuss some very important news concerning The Bachelor. Casey admits that he screwed up last week because the cuties were originally supposed to discuss Burnett’s first film, Killer of Sheep. Patrick seems upset that he has to explain the Fartsy Test each week, but refuses to admit it. The boys run My Brother's Wedding through said “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And, they give each other notes to help improve the show. Listen in next week to see if that works!

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The cinephile cuties are ready to explore the nature of truth! That’s because they are discussing the classic (boring) Japanese film, Rashomon. Casey and Patrick are both, at first, fearful to say how they truly feel, but they eventually admit that they hated watching this movie. Casey has a huge reveal for Patrick that involves the celebrated TV show Too Hot To Handle. Patrick makes a disturbingly prescient joke about the destruction caused by gender reveal parties. And, Rashomon is the first film to be decorated with an official Farthous medallion. Listen to find what it is for! Plus, they run Rashomon through the “Fartsy Test.” Patrick recommends a drink pairing. And, they give each other notes to help improve the show. Listen in next week to see if that works!

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Next week the Farthouse boys will discuss My Brother’s Wedding (because they couldn’t find Killer of Sheep).

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