Aaron and Tanner are at it again talking about the news of the day that everyone wants to know, namely, did Aaron shave his dog to make him more socially accepted? Aaron tries to empower women everywhere but gets rejected in his efforts. They deviate from the more racy topics to discuss their memorable meals of the week but not before they test Zendaya's neck strength. The guys talk about weird candy for a while and discuss how patriotic you can be while fast tracking your diabetes. Matthias puts on a one-man show complete with multiple acts and various characters while his dad tries not to get too close. Tanner fails at judging his own girth as he presents the Fat Men's Problem of the Week. The weekly sponsor makes the guys a bit gassy but they are happy to take it, as long as you coat it in some sort of dressing! Tanner rushes into the tech of the week and doesn't bother to look behind him. An ancient Fat Man is honored by Tanner, Aaron and his own special cult before the guys get many, many biblical facts incorrect.

Aaron and Tanner try to keep things brief this week starting off by checking in on the day's events then moving right on to the main purpose of everything, food. Aaron and Tanner make predictions about the event everyone is talking about, eating during the Super Bowl, where Tanner is expected to actually take it easy on wings and poppers but only because he will be stuffed with other things. Matthias makes a break for it with little to no plan. Tanner talks the Fat Family through the struggles of being portly and sometimes needing an anchor to rely on. The weekly sponsor gives the guys a cold shoulder as well as paints the town a pale shade of brown. Tanner looks around the room for inspiration for this week's tech highlight and another fat man is honored, if only honorably, in this week's Fat Men of the Past.

Aaron and Tanner start out strong with Tanner's complete lack of anything new and exciting. The guys bring up soup, again, and debate on the proper pronunciation of Mediterranean delicacies. Aaron presents a scene from his hit new play. Bob tries to find love pirate style, and Aaron and Tanner try to get comfortable at the mattress store. In a fantastic new ice breaker, the portly pair focus in on ground breaking items of convenience from around the world…but mostly Japan. Oddly and uncharacteristically, fruit and its delivery system is discussed at length and entirely characteristically, diarrhea presents a problem to a teen-aged Aaron. Matthias tries to get a little screen time in this week's episode and pure metal belt buckles can't hold Tanner and Aaron back…or their front. The sponsor for this week's episode makes running tolerable, if not a little messy. A new segment is introduced with an all new hit single by Fat Men, Small Talk's very own Tanner and Aaron talks about his new transport! Ultimately, they end up apologizing to entire segments of the world population.

The Chafing boys are back in town looking for some soothing calamine lotion!!! In the season opener they catch up on all the holiday news and events but most importantly the endless vats of ethnic soups that were eaten. They muse on the greatest tragedy of the past few months…the day the nog ran dry before getting down to business discussing unique ways to transport your loved ones. They contemplate the risks of trying to go vertical and pleasures of going horizontal into your food. "Busy" little Matthias makes himself all the more slippery and Tanner is concerned with a growing global trend threatening the smallest and weakest among us. In a new first, their favorite drink lets them down by simply not showing up for a well intentioned swapping of fluids. The guys discuss pulling their big butts around and a friendly Polish man offers Aaron some unsolicited observations. Finally, the pair sets some goals for upcoming year and review the successes of the past.

In this "season finale", Aaron and Tanner placate their fans by discussing what is new in their lives, don't worry, their just like normal people…but fat. Moving on they discuss making their food, because no one else can cook that much, and slurping down way too much meat. Tanner drinks egg nog live, much to the jealous anger of Aaron who is without. They banter on the subject of good schools and others igniting a vicious rivalry that neither care too much about. Matthias is back in the corner getting cleaned up with some assistance. The guys feel shamed and targeted by certain clothing stores. A new sponsor invites all to have some friggin' class and sophistication and buy their product already upon threat of shunning. The tech of the week takes a terribly boring turn as Tanner drones on about…who knows what because no one could pay attention that long. Movies make their way into the podcast again as Tanner and Aaron test their knowledge of obscure passages and Aaron apologizes to an island nation.

Aaron and Tanner discuss all the latest and greatest events of this dull week but highlight what they chose to stuff in their sweet pink cheeks. They contemplate signs of times and Matthias joins them for another episode of stark irreverence. The guys lament this festive time of year and how a fake six pack just doesn't seem to land when you are husky. The guys talk about warming their posteriors and ponder on non-sex industry wood workers. Finally, the gents attempt to keep down their latest meal.

This episode Aaron and Tanner learn that drag racing isn't as sexy as it sounds. They find out the hard truth that celebrities really aren't like normal people at all…they're dumber. A special live edition of Matthias in the Corner pisses Aaron off, as well as on. A special guest calls in to the show, but isn't really that funny. The guys find it difficult to climb the social ladder, for fear that it may not hold up. The "Hoff" has a special message for everyone out there. Tanner makes bold predictions about the future trends in technology while Aaron prophesies what will definitely be the sport of the 80's. Tanner refuses to accept any kind of personal responsibility while Aaron discusses Americans from all over the world.

This week the boys get right into it with Aaron tasting his own foot…again. Surprisingly, they discuss food at nauseum but Aaron saves it with his genius life hack to make Diet Coke more palatable. Aaron also promotes his favorite charity, giving over and over and over. They dive right in to the ice-breaker by taking on the top names in music. Matthias gets a bit busy but taps into his inner creative side. Tanner and Aaron delve into the consequences of a good night's rest, as well as, put a great amount of pressure on horizontal surfaces while also testing the tensile strength of welded metal. A refreshing word from the weekly sponsor keeps them regular. Aaron provides a lengthy, impassioned, and unsolicited review of the Playstation 5. The portly pair of perpetuates of political prowess play a positively perplexing puzzle…penguin. They finish off trying to answer the question, what is the opposite of an apology.

Aaron and Tanner are at it again talking about Tanner consigning himself to eat peasant food in the form of leftovers. They discuss the farmer's three hot daughters and tempting treats. The veritable foodies spend way too much time talking about what amounts to sandwiches. The self-proclaimed linguists judge almost everyone around them on there improper use of words, punctuation, and syntext? Aaron creates a new endurance challenged comic book character, reviews the upcoming Playstation 5 (PS5)…over and over. Matthias shows us the importance of having a plan. The portly pair lament being able to hide themselves from the world. Random tangents abound across the duration of the show and the guys apologize for not being sorry.