Tanner and Aaron are back talking about bleeding body parts and aches that never go away. They talk about a fly's wonderful journey to a new land. Aaron discusses the joys and pitfalls of a surprise BM. They review the best of foods from the entire week! The squires discuss finest band names, both real and fake and Aaron regales us all with another installment of Matthias in the Corner. The boys discuss the difficulties of finding certain body parts and introduce a new anti-communist sponsor to the program. Lazy play is covered as well as the annoyances of modern commuting. The gang finishes up with a discussion on the retail market. Another not-to-miss episode!!!

Tanner and Aaron share a roast, but not the good kind. Aaron awkwardly handles a vibrating package. Aaron talks Tex-mex-necks fusion. The guys talk about stuffing themselves into ironically tailored shirts. A special sponsor this week allows the boys to carry on with the hilarity. They talk about the fluctuating capacity of the letter Y. A featured business brings knobs and knockers and other private parts to the conversation. Finally, the two geniuses go off on a couple of random rants.

Aaron and Tanner tackle the problem of summer concentration camps no one attends. They discuss the evolution of language and muse about the correlation of burrowing reptiles and the human anatomy. They postulate on the proper storage location of bodily secretions. The guys attempt to scratch at the itches that have been bothering them and have a lively discourse on the merits and features of waste receptacles. They also talk about product inspiration.

Aaron and Tanner dive into the virtues of becoming the victim and look to expand victim-hood for people everywhere! AnalTech becomes the proud official non-sponsor of FMST. The guys finally get to an icebreaker ripped straight from headline news. Aaron's kids un-begrudgingly weigh in on his fatherhood and the guys sweat it out.

They guys go in-depth on jobs no one wants to do but need to be done, who is allowed to use racial slurs. Aaron graces us with a sweet lullaby of his least favorite things. Matthias ensures he will be the last to carry the family name. Aaron and Tanner talk about the hard hitting question on everyone's minds, Soups vs. Stews. They extol the many benefits of silicone; not just for bodily enhancements anymore! Who knew? Food is also brought up a little...ok a lot...ok almost everything was about food, or, at least, became about food.

In a surprise twist, this is probably the least offensive episode to date! Tanner and Aaron read reviews from some of the Nation's top tourist destinations. Chris drops by to spit some diamonds the guy's way...exactly two diamonds. Aaron talks about his close association with the BLM movement (Black Licorice Matters). They talk feminism and popularity. They discuss Halloween costumes and Mr. The Rock. Aaron dresses as a naughty nurse...ing home patient and Jay Z and Portia Di Rossi drop by for a chat.

Aaron and Tanner talk about intimate relationships they didn't have with Naomi Campbell and Skakira. Tanner eats a 3 day old hamburger. Aaron gets debriefed (not as hot as it sounds). They acknowledge other fat men quite aggressively. They discuss MLS restarting and how no one cared. Tanner and Joe Rogan agree to a cage match and sports. Tanner dreams of the Isles of Cheese and, of course, discuss Matthias as he gets comfortable at home. Oh yeah, food is mentioned a little too.

Mike Tyson is in no way affiliated with this show but, funny times sure are! Join us as we talk about the real things that matter like Amazon reviews and projectile bodily functions! We read our first Yelp review. As per your expectations, hilarity ensues! 

In an accidental ode to Canada, Aaron and Tanner discuss great Canadians, a song that just can't be placed, play a hilarious, if not too long, game of Would you Rather, Sloppy Joseph's, and discuss the problems with sitting.