This is episode 73 of the WET Podcast.

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2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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00:00:00 - Intro

00:01:07 - Bureaucracy

00:04:13 - Fat Cat Epidemic

00:04:36 - Fat People Help the Economy

00:06:20 - Markus is Healthy and it’s Annoying

00:07:00 - Iceberg Lettuce

00:08:46 - Weird Pet People

00:09:24 - Markus had Bunnies Growing Up

00:11:34 - Explaining English to Justin

00:13:59 - What did Justin Miss Last Week?

00:16:45 - What if WWIII Starts?

00:18:30 - Justin and Phil: Stronger Together

00:19:10 - Cinco de Mayo isn’t a Holiday?

00:20:33 - RFK did WHAT?

00:21:15 - Reefer Madness 2.0

00:21:52 - Only a Sith Deals in Absolutes

00:22:06 - Yoda is a Stoner

00:22:39 - Markus is a Sith / Star Wars Breakdown

00:25:13 - Context Clues

00:26:35 - Holes (Pt 2)

00:27:30 - Harry Potter vs Sinners

00:30:00 - Watching a Movie in 4Dx

00:32:48 - Do You Still Watch P0rn?

00:34:23 - Phil did Drooling Banjoes

00:35:42 - Phil Can’t Stop Golfing

00:37:20 - Stealing a Golf Cart (How to)

00:39:54 - Justin Battles a Fly

00:40:04 - Markus & Justin went to a Baseball Game

00:41:05 - What does “Livin’ High on the Hog” really mean

00:42:20 - Sitting in the Cheap Seats

00:44:02 - Markus Hates Losing

00:47:33 - How Old Stadiums are Used

00:49:30 - Witnessing Phil and his Mother Argue

00:51:12 - Justin’s IDK Face

00:52:17 - Vegas Tourism is Down

00:54:03 - Giving your Girl a Gift

00:54:59 - We Love Women

00:55:49 - El Bano es Closed

00:57:16 - Trump’s First 100 Days

01:00:52 - Breaking Down the US National Debt

01:02:14 - Millennials Will Never Get Social Security

01:03:09 - Phil Wants to Join the Illuminati

01:04:12 - Phil Becomes Born Again

01:05:01 - Fight Club Anonymous

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