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This is episode 73 of the WET Podcast.
WET LIVE TICKETS
Friday, May 30, 7:30 PM
https://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=109542
TEJAS TONIC
Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!
https://www.tejastonic.com/
SUNSET TICKETS
https://sunsetstripatx.com/
THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2c) Don't say c*nt
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) Have fun (respectfully)
_________________________
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:07 - Bureaucracy
00:04:13 - Fat Cat Epidemic
00:04:36 - Fat People Help the Economy
00:06:20 - Markus is Healthy and it’s Annoying
00:07:00 - Iceberg Lettuce
00:08:46 - Weird Pet People
00:09:24 - Markus had Bunnies Growing Up
00:11:34 - Explaining English to Justin
00:13:59 - What did Justin Miss Last Week?
00:16:45 - What if WWIII Starts?
00:18:30 - Justin and Phil: Stronger Together
00:19:10 - Cinco de Mayo isn’t a Holiday?
00:20:33 - RFK did WHAT?
00:21:15 - Reefer Madness 2.0
00:21:52 - Only a Sith Deals in Absolutes
00:22:06 - Yoda is a Stoner
00:22:39 - Markus is a Sith / Star Wars Breakdown
00:25:13 - Context Clues
00:26:35 - Holes (Pt 2)
00:27:30 - Harry Potter vs Sinners
00:30:00 - Watching a Movie in 4Dx
00:32:48 - Do You Still Watch P0rn?
00:34:23 - Phil did Drooling Banjoes
00:35:42 - Phil Can’t Stop Golfing
00:37:20 - Stealing a Golf Cart (How to)
00:39:54 - Justin Battles a Fly
00:40:04 - Markus & Justin went to a Baseball Game
00:41:05 - What does “Livin’ High on the Hog” really mean
00:42:20 - Sitting in the Cheap Seats
00:44:02 - Markus Hates Losing
00:47:33 - How Old Stadiums are Used
00:49:30 - Witnessing Phil and his Mother Argue
00:51:12 - Justin’s IDK Face
00:52:17 - Vegas Tourism is Down
00:54:03 - Giving your Girl a Gift
00:54:59 - We Love Women
00:55:49 - El Bano es Closed
00:57:16 - Trump’s First 100 Days
01:00:52 - Breaking Down the US National Debt
01:02:14 - Millennials Will Never Get Social Security
01:03:09 - Phil Wants to Join the Illuminati
01:04:12 - Phil Becomes Born Again
01:05:01 - Fight Club Anonymous
_________________________
Follow the show:
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https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/
https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast
Justin:
https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/
https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin
https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher
Markus:
https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/
Phillip:
https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/
WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy
Production:
Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/
Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass
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This is episode 73 of the WET Podcast.
WET LIVE TICKETS
Friday, May 30, 7:30 PM
https://www.sunsetstripatx.com/?event-id=109542
TEJAS TONIC
Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order!
https://www.tejastonic.com/
SUNSET TICKETS
https://sunsetstripatx.com/
THE WET COMMANDMENTS
1) No Austin comedy
2) We don't hate women
2c) Don't say c*nt
3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive
4) Be funny
5) Have fun (respectfully)
_________________________
00:00:00 - Intro
00:01:07 - Bureaucracy
00:04:13 - Fat Cat Epidemic
00:04:36 - Fat People Help the Economy
00:06:20 - Markus is Healthy and it’s Annoying
00:07:00 - Iceberg Lettuce
00:08:46 - Weird Pet People
00:09:24 - Markus had Bunnies Growing Up
00:11:34 - Explaining English to Justin
00:13:59 - What did Justin Miss Last Week?
00:16:45 - What if WWIII Starts?
00:18:30 - Justin and Phil: Stronger Together
00:19:10 - Cinco de Mayo isn’t a Holiday?
00:20:33 - RFK did WHAT?
00:21:15 - Reefer Madness 2.0
00:21:52 - Only a Sith Deals in Absolutes
00:22:06 - Yoda is a Stoner
00:22:39 - Markus is a Sith / Star Wars Breakdown
00:25:13 - Context Clues
00:26:35 - Holes (Pt 2)
00:27:30 - Harry Potter vs Sinners
00:30:00 - Watching a Movie in 4Dx
00:32:48 - Do You Still Watch P0rn?
00:34:23 - Phil did Drooling Banjoes
00:35:42 - Phil Can’t Stop Golfing
00:37:20 - Stealing a Golf Cart (How to)
00:39:54 - Justin Battles a Fly
00:40:04 - Markus & Justin went to a Baseball Game
00:41:05 - What does “Livin’ High on the Hog” really mean
00:42:20 - Sitting in the Cheap Seats
00:44:02 - Markus Hates Losing
00:47:33 - How Old Stadiums are Used
00:49:30 - Witnessing Phil and his Mother Argue
00:51:12 - Justin’s IDK Face
00:52:17 - Vegas Tourism is Down
00:54:03 - Giving your Girl a Gift
00:54:59 - We Love Women
00:55:49 - El Bano es Closed
00:57:16 - Trump’s First 100 Days
01:00:52 - Breaking Down the US National Debt
01:02:14 - Millennials Will Never Get Social Security
01:03:09 - Phil Wants to Join the Illuminati
01:04:12 - Phil Becomes Born Again
01:05:01 - Fight Club Anonymous
_________________________
Follow the show:
https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027
https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/
https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast
Justin:
https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/
https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin
https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher
Markus:
https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/
Phillip:
https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/
WTF - https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy
Production:
Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/
Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass

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