Fatal Distraction Podcast

We put the B in LGBTQ, but in this episode we discuss being bisexual in a day where neither side wants us, and we also talk about.... ALIENS.

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REUNITED AND IT FEELS SO GOOOOOD!

After a short hiatus due to life circumstances, the girls are back together and talking about the culture of kissing, and the folklore through history regarding Fairies! We're not talking about Crazy ol' Mr Crocker and his Fairy God Parent obsession either. Come listen to us get back on/off track and Janet almost pee herself at champagne pops. 

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On this episode of Side Tracked, the girls are joined by Joel, author of the book Memoirs of a Roadie. This episode we cover some weird recent news (including the recent UFO video leak), listening to messages, and of course Joel tells us some of his favorite stories from the road with some of our generations most loved musicians! He also informs us that some people are just too nice to listen to us- so we're not sure if we should be proud or offended by that......

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That's right! 30 full episodes are out of our show- and we couldn't have done it without you! Naturally this episode we had to cover something GOOD! Janet covers the science behind farts and why it's possible to light them on fire*** while Miranda talks about the notorious Richard Speck, and his tiddies. 

***It shouldn't have to be said- but it has to be said- please do not light your farts on fire, your rectum will ignite, and we will have to laugh at your expense. We can not be held liable for your stupidity. Just don't do it.

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Janet and Miranda have a new fun thing we like to do- Taking calls! You can call us to tell us a crazy story, vent, share a naughty story, ask a question, get terrible advice, whatever! Call us at 607-288-2999 and leave us a voicemail!

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Well... I mean... You read the episode title right? I don't think anymore needs to be said honestly. This episode includes the history of the vibrator- and no- it's not what you may have been led to believe before! Miranda covers the cryptid known as the Jersey Devil, with a little bit of extra spice for you at the end too! We have a guest join us in the studio today- it's Waffles!

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Childhood & Love Trauma Expert Riana proves that the girls never had a fighting chance in hell. This episode of side tracked includes dryer snakes, childhood dumpster fires, and bears in outhouses- oh my!

So sit back, grab a drink, and hold on to your seat while Yogi swipes at your bootyhole.

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Janet and Miranda finally have some special time together again, and this week they're bringing the heat- or is that rat poison? Guess you'll have to listen to find out who murdered their husband and their whole Brady Bunch of kids, and the origins of Macaroni in a pot- errrr.... Hat.

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Miranda and Janet are again joined by Dane Dormio, and we are finally at the tail end of our exhausting but fun adventure with a looooong list of guests (as can be told by the number of drinks imbibed prior to this episode... sorry bout that.) Dane shares his journey of discovering polyamory, Miranda shares secrets of codes in the bible, and Janet shares the history of the term "ball buster". The most important thig to remember from this episode, however, is that Janet has never seen Goodfellas. It's a disgrace that this has been allowed to happen.

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