In this weeks episode, we are again joined by Jon with the sittable face, so he shares our weekly Florida Man story, while Miranda talks about some of the most messed up insane asylums throughout history. Janet continues with her list of naughtiest people throughout history! NEW MERCH AVAILABLE! SEE THAT AND ALL THE OTHER THINGS AT THE FOLLOWING LINK: www.fataldistractionpodcast.com

Well this is a shitty episode- quite literally. Miranda and Janet discuss poop emergencies, radioactive farts, how to survive in a nuclear fallout emergency if you survive a blast, and the start of a 5 part piece by Janet about the naughtiest sex stories in history. Check out our new merch here: www.fataldistractionmerch.com  and our website here: www.fataldistractionpodcast.com

This week, we are joined by our special guest Jon with the sittable face. (Yes- that's what we are going to be calling him going forward, or JWTSF for short.) He made a special request for this episode, Chewbacca erotica, and we delivered this with such oomph and enthusiasm that he literally passed out. Poor dude can't hang.

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Janet covers what happened in one woman's week long experiment into sexy self love, and how it helped her with self esteem, sexual health with her partner, and willingness to explore herself! Miranda then covers some of the most gruesome and torturous varieties of fatal punishments throughout history. With these 2 completely different topics, one could say we both discuss spreading a blood eagle- depending on the time of month I suppose. We are joined by our dear Eric the Great from ABLT podcast (LINK BELOW). You should check him out- he eats ass. //  CHECK OUT OUR NEW MERCH! Here's our link to all the things: https://linktr.ee/fataldistractionpodcast // Find Eric at Another Booty Lickin Track here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/another-booty-lickin-track/id1458684175

First episode recorded in 2021, Miranda covers the Russian Sleep Experiment and Janet tells us all about how the government is promoting Glory Holes in the time of COVID! Everything from self inflicted organ removal to consent is tea- buckle up for a wild ride! NEW MERCH AVAILABLE! Check out our link tree for all the links: https://linktr.ee/fataldistractionpodcast

We start 2021 off with the same way our 2020 has been- a literal dumpster fire. This week we are joined by our favorite Florida man- Josh from The Takedown Podcast, and Jake aka: Khakis aka: State Farm. Listen as we discuss New Years superstitions, read Santa erotica, and have a bonus Florida man story- because what's better/worse than 1 Florida man? Florida MEN. ***NEW MERCH ALERT! CHECK OUT OUR LINK HERE TO FIND MERCH, GET A HOLD OF US, FOLLOW US ON THE SOSH MEEDS AND FIND OUR PARTNERS!*** https://linktr.ee/fataldistractionpodcast This week's debauchery brought to you by: Leidenfrost Vineyards //  Phone Soap // Chewy // Craft Beer Club // The Takedown podcast (search it on all the things!)

Well. Miranda and Janet screw the pooch again with song lyrics... Also we talk about winter themed things like Winter traditions from around the world, while Janet causes trauma to Miranda and our listeners- again..... This episode brought to you by: Leidenfrost Vineyards: www.leidenfrostwine.com Pure Romance: www.pureromance.com/janetzelaska Links to all the things: https://linktr.ee/DRINKINGINCLASS