Battle is in a mood and is frustrated with the studio equipment. Bennett informs him he’s been spelling his daughter’s name wrong this entire time. "K-E-I-R-A". Battle’s funny little drinking problem during the work week. Bennett wants to hang out and Battle is MIA, including not attending his birthday party. Should grown men have birthday parties? Battle has dad & son play day at an indoor playground and interacts with a clueless hipster father. Terrible twos toddler tantrums. Harrison is into Ms. Rachel and Blippi, but can’t go see them live. Bennett takes K-E-I-R-A bowling and then to a park, and he gets accosted by 8 year olds.

Bennett flutters off to Jamaica and leaves Keira behind for the first time. Battle wants to do the same, but doesn't think he can. Bennett has a daddy-daughter day, and experiences a parenting first during bathtime. Harrison is really into farts now. Valentine's Day is garbage. Nature vs nurture. Super Bowl plans? Bennett is on dad duty; Battle is going to his brother-in-law's to eat all his food and drink his beer. 

Season 2! Battle has a cold and is in a bad mood. Again. Battle vs. PPA update. Christmas recap – Harrison turned 2 and loved all the gifts that his mom got him. Bennett’s regifting plan worked beautifully! He took the family to NYC for Christmas, even though he was also sick. Kiera enjoyed the hotel and ran up quite the room service tab on Bennett’s dime. A word explosion has occurred.

#Fatherhood’s Christmas Special! Everyone in Battle’s house is sick, except for him. However, he’s been afflicted with the plague known as the Philadelphia Parking Authority, and on the verge of a mental breakdown. Harrison turns 2 on Christmas Day, but would prefer to just sit and watch garbage trucks. Bennett is regifting toys for Kiera. She also meets Santa, and wishes she didn’t.

The guys recap their family Thanksgivings with the toddlers. Bennett has a mini-moon in San Jose and leaves Kiera home for the first time. He is also unaware of his involvement in a love triangle with John Mayer. Everyone in Battle’s household is sick again, however, he has food poisoning, not RSV. They wrap up the show discussing the viral Olive Garden manager, and Battle has advice for teenagers entering the workforce.

Bennett finally gives Battle his wedding gift a month after the nuptials. The guys have sick kids and both of them are burnt out and exhausted. Chicken pox is no more. Bennett gives Kiera herbal remedies; Battle learns on the fly about taking care of a sick family – is he too strict? Some cultures have their babies nap outside in the wintertime. Bennett is “hosting” Thanksgiving; Battle wants to do nothing. Kiera has a playdate and Bennett has to scold someone else’s kid. Is this allowed anymore?

Battle's married! The boys recap the nuptials. Bennett has an interesting story about one of the guests. He also showed up late to the ceremony like a boob, hasn’t given Battle a gift yet, but DID make the Matron of Honor’s toast. A certain wedding gift remains a mystery. What’s the best candy for Halloween? Battle was wrong about Snickers; Bennett was right about Kit Kats. Battle’s tells his wife’s baby costume hack, and has his first protective husband moment.

The boys are back after a long hiatus due to hectic work schedules and vacations. It’s Battle’s wedding week! The guys discuss how Harrison is involved in the nuptials. Bennett is annoyed he wasn’t invited to the bachelor party where Battle got thrown through a table. Kiera celebrated her birthday and has entered the Terrible Twos. She’s also started speech therapy. Harrison loves the outdoors almost too much. Bennett informs Battle of a medieval device that sucks venom out of children, and is annoyed by sick kids at gymnastics. They wrap up discussing Battle on solo dad-duty for four days.

(Recorded 10/17/22)

Battle recaps his adventure to Cape May. Harrison warmed up to the ocean, but not loud ship horns. People accost Battle in public again. Bennett took the fam to the Renaissance Faire, and is busy planning Kiera's 2nd birthday and her Halloween costume all in one fell swoop.

The show opens with an odd text from Bennett's wife - it plays out in real time. He also feels special about unveiling his signature drink at all Chickie's and Pete's locations. Battle figures out why a newly mischievous Harrison refers to his milk as "der", and has a horrible experience attempting to get a tux for his upcoming nuptials. Kiera cheers daddy Bennett on at the charity home run derby, Battle may have developed a funny little drinking problem.