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Bennett was sick but is dressed to the nines. Do people fake covid? No one ever believes Battle which contributes to his neurosis and led him to bring his own sheets camping to avoid getting monkeypox. He also managed to disappoint his family for the first time, but certainly not the last. How big should a man’s wedding band be? Bennett brings Kiera to a Phillies game and had a blast, then went to an old-school car hop for dinner. Slip N’ Slide party got canceled and Battle has still never been on one.
The dads recap their extremely eventful 4th of July weekend. Battle reveals something concerning about his perspiration. Bennett takes the family out to eat, and Kiera turns it into dinner and a show. She also has decided to start kicking her chair away from the dinner table to indicate that she's done, much to Bennett's anxiety. Harrison has begun walking around on his tiptoes in preparation for leaping around like a frog.
Battle ignores a stranger in an orange vest and drives where he wants to get to work. The babies have a playdate at Bennett's new house, for the first time in nearly a year - they built a fort and gave each other SEVERAL goodbye kisses. Battle likes Taco Bell a bit too much. Bennett signed the family up for a gym membership. Both kiddos are into "sauce", which can be anything that isn't solid food, but also isn't drinkable. 4th of July weekend plans? The dads have none.
The dads recap their Father's Day weekend. Neither really celebrated on actual Father's Day. Dining out with toddlers can be challenging. Both Bennett and Battle admit the moms run the show and they'd be lost without them. Kiera's grandmother is in town and living it up; Harrison is girl-crazy already and has a crush on Kiera.
Happy Father’s Day! Kiera’s gift to daddy Bennett is her new ability to open and rifle through junk drawers. Favorite TV dad? Neither of them knows who Al Bundy is. Battle agrees with Bennett that Father’s Day isn’t a huge holiday, and doesn’t want to go to brunch unless brunch includes beer and steak. Should you spend the day with your kid on Father’s Day? Bennett heads up to NY to see his father. Battle is going to a cookout to suck down kabobs.
Battle opens the show with a rant and PSA about tossing trash out of your car. Please don't. Their second Father's Day is approaching and Bennett feels that dads get the shaft on Father's Day; Battle doesn't care that much - he just wants to be left alone. Does being a parent age you faster? Harrison has discovered the joy of spinning around to get dizzy and attempting to walk. He also refers to every animal as "Dog". Kiera still loves Blue's Clues, but is broadening her TV horizons and has discovered Bubble Guppies. She's starting to get hooked on the Disney magic.
The dads have been away for some time for good reason - Battle was battling a severe case of Covid while simultaneously dealing with the passing of a family member. How do you talk to kids about death? Bennett lightens the mood with his family trip to Baltimore, and his lunch at a chain restaurant was a splash. Should you still tip 20% if the service was attrocious?
The dads are back after a couple weeks away from the show. Harrison has entered the toddler tantrum phase and lept from his crib to inform his parents that he now only requires one nap per day. He's fine. Kiera had an incident on the stairs while wearing sneakers. She's fine. She also doesn't much care for the Easter Bunny.
April Fools! The only fools here are Bennett, who got a big payday taken away from him, and Battle, who got stuck behind someone who didn't know how to purchase groceries in 2022. Dad Brain is still strong in them. Producer LA returns to the show! Kiera is mad at Bennett for losing a gallon of milk; Harrison has overcome his fear of shoes and gets an A at his doctor checkup. They wrap up the episode with a round of Single Guy Question Time.
The dads are exhausted this week, so Dad Brain is on full blast. Bennett saved Kiera from waking up during a storm. Do they still have choke chains for dogs, or is that inhumane now? They recap Bennett's birthday beer festivities - Battle hasn't done anything social in over two years. Kiera is exceling in gymnastics and is training for the Olympics; Harrison takes his first trip to the playground and is terrified of his new sneakers.
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