FBi's resident Tim Burton critic Sam Clark explains why Dark Shadows is boring...

With Ben Roberts’ performance against the Tigers bringing the Twitterverse to a grinding halt, the boys discuss some of the truly great failures of our time. Cougar Attack! Mitchell Pearce falls prey to Pussycat Doll Ashley Roberts. “She was cool!” The transformation of Paul Gallen reaches new heights as his achievements in the game of life continue to amaze. Cameron Smith joins him for a romp down the King Gee catwalk. Russell Jackson of AAP fame walks us through the sticky world of rugby league reporting while Hopoate Jr mows lawns for Mormon conversions. We preview the Czech Rugby League 1st division championship and Johnny Lang drops by for a brief chat.

Comedian Tommy Dean talks to us about his board game fixation, his new found home in Sydney and his upcoming show at the Sydney Comedy Festival.

Sydney artist Mitch Cairns chats to Amy Gibbs about his new exhibition at Sydney's Breenspace.

Amy GIbbs talk to Alex Singh, Australian photographer based in New York, about snapping one-off festival moments backstage.

Army recall forces Blackhawk helicopter out of this year's ANZAC Day matches, Rolls Royce recall leaves Greg Inglis grounded. The boys preview the Eagles v Bulldogs showdown while Des Hasler squirms at the mention of the Stewart brothers. The return of Willie Mason and the grog ban in Canberra can only mean one thing; The atroc-alypse is nigh! Our spotlight on international rugby league continues as the boys dissect the Belgrade City vs Serbian Country showdown. Having been an instrumental figure in the sale of the Titans' Centre of Excellence to PNG, Gus sets his sights on securing Penrith their very own CoE.

FBi's movie reviewer Sam Clark watches a low budget, under the radar little movie called THE AVENGERS...

State of Origin or State of Choice? James Tamou jumps the pond to play for Australia on the advice of Pippa, his mum. NRL announces ANZAC 100th anniversary test to be played in Turkey. Turkey prepares for the onslaught. Colonel Sandow discovers that fast food does in fact make you slower while the NRL toys with a potential hologram immortals match following Tupac's appearance at Coachella. Fire Up Live and Wayne 'One Man Media Unit' Bennett also make an appearance. We also get an update on Gallen's resurgence thanks to the one and only Old Mas!

Michael Ennis ventures to the lair of Old Mas in his quest to put his grubby ways behind him. Darren Lockyer proves he is a man of many talents with a foray into architecture. Maria Tsialis explains why the Playstation keeps young players sane. She also gives us a lesson in 'Ghetto Speak' and sings the praises of her beloved Canterbury Bulldogs. Chris Sandow stacks it on, Joey Johns and Choc Watmough 'get on the drink' while Casey Badger flies the flag for the lady referees everywhere!

Michael Ennis ventures to the lair of Old Mas in his quest to put his grubby ways behind him. Darren Lockyer proves he is a man of many talents with a foray into architecture. Maria Tsialis explains why the Playstation keeps young players sane. She also gives us a lesson in 'Ghetto Speak' and sings the praises of her beloved Canterbury Bulldogs. Chris Sandow stacks it on, Joey Johns and Choc Watmough 'get on the drink' while Casey Badger flies the flag for the lady referees everywhere!