It's a show... about nothing! Just two guys talking about nothing!

(Due to some real sad life events, we weren't able to record a new episode this week. So, please enjoy a preview of one of our Patreon episodes.)

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Do women even know how emasculating it is when they feel safe around us?! Topics include the male urge to be feared, chubby (complimentary), re-inventing dating in the worst way, clearing up mixed signals by sending even mixier signals.

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We work on and introduce a lot of really cool, new characters in this episode, so be ready for that. Topics include errand dates, call spamming, the worst investment opportunity, terrified over Tuppaware.

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I know we've gotten some complaints about Melvin before, but you really can't deny our chemistry with him. Topics include utilizing the Spider-Man note tactic, Zoloft ultimatum, pick up artists almost discover friendship, covering or embracing your past.

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If anybody needs me, I'll be hanging out with my other God buddies today, so please don't try to reach me via anything other than astral projection. Topics include the WNBA, being groomed by a spiritual man, too tired to text, hard out here for a wannabe pimp, the magic is gone.

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It's not hard, guys. Just be normal. Just don't do anything weird. Topics include bringing your own ball, letting people know you're ready to date, break up regret, too intense or just scared of attention.

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We're going to take all of the idioms and make them incorrect and there's nothing you can do about it. Topics include do women care about lots of Instagram followers, checking off the boxes on being dateable, what does spitting on your partner mean, uninteresting and unattractive hobbies.

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