F*ck Buddies

There’s got to be at least one person that has used their real name as their porn name and it makes sense that it would be Stacy Sucksalot.  Topics include the heat, a suspicious sunset snap, subtly sussing out someone’s status, teenage drama, only wanting surface level relationships, pondering partner’s porn past and, as usual, a new batch of Tinders.

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We’re really on the fence about whether or not we love goblins, but we won’t make our decision until we have all of the information.  Topics include the official launch of our Patreon, are there real people who are like Dean from Supernatural, allowing your parents to dictate your sex life, triggering the trap card that insults your girlfriend, The Chase™ and how you’re doing it wrong, asking permission for a first kiss, the unspoken truths of sex and ending strong with a new crop of Tinder profiles.

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This is exactly why we ask for separate bills, Jessica.  Topics include launching our Patreon, playing hard to get extremely poorly, adventures in inappropriate lube, the sinister undertones of hiding your age, wanting your date to suffer, does he hate you or want to date you, deepthroat despair and a new slew of Tinders.

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Sometimes you’ve got plans with the prince and sometimes you’ve got a random booty call.  We don’t know what the means and it doesn’t matter if you do either.  Topics include not saying “I love you” back, dirty talk demoralization, vacation video mix-up, getting comfortable with your vagina, how to soak your dick and stay chaste, one night stand booty call protocol and giving break-up gifts.

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There’s a time and a place to brag about all your cool rocks and it’s literally anywhere and always.  Topics include hitting on cuties at the beach with your really cool bucket, a masturbation to sex food comparison, the most sexual vagina to head contact, is it shallow to find someone unattractive, reverse materialistic girlfriend, cunnilingus (but from behind) and pick-up personality archetype selection.

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Hey, Olympics stop being trash and let your athletes bone down (among other things).  Topics include getting She’s All That’d, threesome troubles, how to not hit on the woman asleep on your shoulder, the comparison between sex and orgasms, jealous of your new party member and as always a whole new slew of Tinder profiles.

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This week Dain introduces Niall to a completely unheard of new musical act called The Dave Matthews Band.  Topics include sexy lyrics, not judging lowly scumbags, a long distance booty call, a poisoner returns to the scene of the crime, confusing compatibility with red flags, embracing a completely made up bad boy persona, the dangers of bed humping, an adorable pranker and a feline Tinder takeover.

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Really?  You’re actually going to make me giggle AT your butthole?  Topics include on-screen blowjob concerns, a troubling tattoo tribute, using your hobbies to your advantage, navigating kinks to avoid offense, catching your husband in a shitty act, autism and dating.

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If you’ve had a tough week and you’re coming to your boys for a little bit of consistency… maybe skip this week?  Topics include does online dating suck, ignoring obvious red flags, answering questions about penis size, breaking up with a FWB and appreciating smaller boobs.

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Dain’s all juiced up on that sweet Pfizer/Moderna cocktail and not even feeling like absolute hot garbage will stop him.  Topics include Sam and Bucky’s relationship, guessing if your date expects sex, a penial perjury, the untrustworthy lack of jealousy, navigating STD tests with your FWB and what to do when your cool mom really likes your cool sex painting.

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