F*ck Buddies

Sometimes you don’t want to talk about U2, sometimes you need to.  Topics include top secret Dad folder, slobbering sex situation, making the perfect Together Breakfast, scientific semen tree sniffing, and defining a f*ck boy.

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Sure, 2020 was bad, but nothing is worse than finding out someone beat you to Girth Brooks.  Topics include, zombie sex robots, nude roommate blunder, nothing gay about pegging, finding your bad date’s Twitter, a return to the fever dreams of BetterBetch, amnesia as a defense.

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And as the last light of humanity slowly flickers away, the words echoed one last time, “I am immortal.”  Topics include cryptic sex AIs, unhealthy ways to express doubts, when to a bail on catfish dates, peanut butter dog crimes and masturbation material.

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I don’t have abs or a good brain, I’m pretty much House-Elf Mike.  Topics include a step-by-step guide to murder-staring, separating the desire for sex and masturbation, a fishy proposition, the new Arby’s vagina sandwich, long distance reconnection and discussing Asian-focused violence.

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Do you guys remember that scene in Space Jam where Bugs has an existential crisis over the size of his absolutely massive donger?  Topics include Niall and Dain’s cancel culture corner, an indecent proposal, the Lola Bunny injustice, talking about your exes with your current partner, peeing your date’s pants, first date attraction, and a whole new crop of Tinder profiles to rate.

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This week’s episode is a little shorter than usual, that’s just to help us transition into a more manageable 20 second format.  Topics include the cure for insanity, bringing a gun to a genital fight, fighting your girlfriend’s dad for the bill, applying fashion rules to relationships, managing online relationships and a real good crop of Tinder profiles.

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If you’re gonna cream your jeans, you might as well make it artistic.  Topics include breaking up but in the future, getting very excited by holding hands, love lockdowns and general relationship dread and cutting ties with a lost cause.

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You know what they say, kids will be kids especially when crippling themselves while sexually pleasuring themselves.  Topics include a political hot-take, Sing your own D, living and dating with herpes, being tempted during tough times, maintaining your interests in relationships and Dain’s re-entry into Tinder.

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Are psychic girlfriends becoming more common or are we now just waking up to reality?  Topics include a problematic predication, soup spilling seduction, learning where the dishes go, wanting your lingerie to linger a little longer, and texting back a frequent texter.

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We do our best not provide you with solid advice, but we really want to stress that we don’t think it’s a good idea to do anything to your penis that would cause it to make any sort of audible noise.  Topics include the rarest man, feeling like your vagina isn’t good enough, walking date fury, penis popping and a terrible poop secret.

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