F*ck you, Chris Harrison

F*ck you, Chris Harrison

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  • Episode 22: Just A Reused Turtleneck

    Welcome BACK to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. 

    It is HOMETOWNS in Pennsylvania! The fall FOLAGE is gorgeous, so the ladies are all tempted to take Matthew out on a drive around the resort. We get to visit with all the fams and see all the good good multi-generational, interracial love!!

    AND...Chris Harrison is there, AGAIN...but for how long???

    57 min
  • Episode 21: Three Legged Race Scam

    Welcome BACK to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. 

    The ladies are dropping like flies! We have TWO rose ceremonies. It also feels like they are skimping on the group date funding. Do they need some more petty cash to spend at Party City??

    AND...Chris Harrison is there, AGAIN...but for how long???

    1 hr 4 min
  • Episode 20: But really, F*ck you, Chris Harrison

    Welcome BACK to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. 

    ON A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE...We dive into the controversy of the week. Chris Harrison and Rachel Lindsay Abasolo's interview on Extra. Rachel L gave the man every chance to say SOMETHING, and he ducked, dodged, and deflected his way out of denouncing racism. We talk about it all, and yet we still barely cracked the surface of what was imbedded in this one interview exchange. 

    1 hr 15 min
  • Episode 19: The Uncrustables

    Welcome BACK to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. 

    Say goodbye to all the DRAMA-r! And then say hello to some new DRAMA-r, and then goodbye to that too! And then say howdy to Tyler C, who is here for a short game of pool and a nightmare experience at the spa. Also, Heather has packed up the mini-van with all her quarantine essentials, so that she can throw her hat in the ring at the last minute...

    AND...Chris Harrison is there, AGAIN...ugh!!!

    50 min
  • Episode 18: Beyonces Styliste

    Welcome BACK to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. 

    The Matteau is a toxic space full of bullying and culture of rudeness. But, what else is new?! There is a lot of tension, fake apologies, and unease about the lack of time remaining to build a relationship. Perfect time to head to the farm or go shopping at the hotel clothing store!

    AND...Chris Harrison is there, AGAIN...ugh!!!

    58 min
  • Episode 17: Fol(i)age

    Welcome BACK to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. 

    WELCOME BACK TO THE MATTEAU!!! Just when you thought things were beginning to wind down here in the woods, no way, we have a whole limo load of freshly quarantined women who are just dying to meet Mr. Matthew. There is drama galore. Lots of gossip, rumors, and anti-feminist shaming going around. We have lots to say about it ALL!

    AND...Chris Harrison is there, AGAIN...ugh!!!

    58 min
  • Episode 16: Drama-r

    Welcome BACK to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. 

    WELCOME BACK TO THE MATTEAU!!! If you thought Queen Victoria was a lot to handle...then you are RIGHT! Also, Sarah has not fully thought through the difficulty of this experience before she packed up, quarantined, and gave over to Mr. Matthew. The other ladies are not ok with all the space she is taking up and time she is monopolizing. This was like a really awful Meisner class...lots of bad drama.

    AND...Chris Harrison is there, AGAIN...ugh!!!

    51 min
  • Episode 15: Gestures

    Welcome BACK to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. 

    WELCOME TO THE MATTEAU!!! The ladies are all moved in to their new digs and yet Victoria prefers the couch to her suite mate. We get to see a couple one-on-ones and GIANT group date with lots of paint and cake bits. Someone needs to get Sarah some smelling salts though...

    AND...Chris Harrison is there, AGAIN...ugh!!!

    56 min
  • Episode 14: There's a Rose In My Boot

    Welcome BACK to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. 

    WELCOME TO THE CHATEAU!!! Another season of your favorite couple picking apart beautiful peoples trying to find love and Insta follows. This season it is time for a rookie recruit: MATT JAMES! He is tall, Black, and Christian. ABC has gathered him a diverse group of women (mostly Bipoc!!) He, and his glassy eyes, are here to take it all in!

    AND...Chris Harrison is there, AGAIN...ugh!!!

    1 hr 4 min
  • Episode 13: Hi, I'm Neil Lane

    Welcome back to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. 

    It's FINALE TIME! We get to see it all! Hearts are broken, mimosas are drunk, diamonds are chosen! We get to see Tayshia and Zac express their love and Ben prepare for his own season of The Bachelor. 

    AND...Chris Harrison is there, AGAIN...ugh!!!

    44 min

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