F*ck you, Chris Harrison

Welcome back to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. 

FANTASY SUITES!!! We are down to three gents...or so we think. The men are ready to explore the world of La Quinta's trailer parking lot, expansive finger paint collection, and Neil Lane gift shop. 

AND...Chris Harrison is there, AGAIN...ugh!!!

Welcome back to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. 

It is home towns at La Quinta! We are meeting the fam, and cranking the heat...literally. These folks all need a cool, damp, rag to mop their brows. 

AND...Chris Harrison is there, AGAIN...ugh!!!

Welcome back to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. 

Tayshia had to cut some extras who were sucking up the oxygen. We also had to sit through a pointless Men Tell All. 

AND...Chris Harrison is there, AGAIN...ugh!!!

Welcome back to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. 

Tayshia is just trying to enjoy her vodka and forty limes, but first she has to deal with an EQ IQ test with the goober twins. The boys are all stressed over who will get the rose tips and more importantly, an invite to next weeks HOME TOWNS (Lord, please let all these families be quarantining and social distancing!).

AND...Chris Harrison isn't there!! Hey JoJo!!!!

Welcome back to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. 

Get on your smock and meet us at the Arts and Crafts cabin, y'all! We are stripping down and baring our...souls (except Ben). Tayshia is having the best summer at Camp LaQuinta! She gets to ride a rickety Ferris wheel, make clay crap, hunt ghouls and ceramic dolls, and settle the beef between Noah and H-bomb. 

AND...Chris Harrison isn't there!! Hey JoJo!!!!

Welcome back to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. 

We are getting really real about race y'all. Tayshia and Ivan open up and talk from the heart about their experiences of living through the nations reckoning with anti-black racism in the wake of the murder of George Floyd. It is powerful and incredibly moving. We also see a LOT of white mediocrity and hot hot smoothies. 

Chris Harrison is there too...ugh. 

Welcome back to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. 

Tayshia is looking for love in all the most lubricated places. There is a lot men fighting, proving their lack of intelligence, and toting baby dolls around. 

Chris Harrison is there too...ugh. 

Welcome back to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. 

We have a new Bachelorette, y'all! And she is BLACK! She is ready to find the love of her...BUT DID CLARE AND DALE MESSAGE EACH OTHER?!?! Tayshia is looking for her bae4life, and we are here to see it all play out! 

Chris Harrison is there too...ugh. 

Welcome back to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. 

It is episode four, and the (blood) diamond ring is already being handed out?! Damn, Dale! There is a lot of love and boy whines. 

Chris Harrison is there too...ugh. 

**We had the best time talking  antiracism on @chattybroads podcast with @bekah and @thebaddmom. I am so grateful for my fellow panelists: @cgracetomes, @elie_haley, @andreeamunooz, and @shaamiiso. They are all the real deal. Follow them and learn from what they all have to say.

Welcome back to our brand new ABC's The Bachelor/ Bachelorette recap podcast. We are a married couple looking at this show through the lens of social justice, critical race theory, and some HARSH ASS READS!! We don't come to play. 

It is episode three and boy are things getting wild at this La Quinta Casa Corona. Yosef proves that there is nothing more classless than degrading a grown ass man on national television...surprise the killer was in the house the whole time...and it was him. All the men hate Dale. And that only makes Clare like him more. Most importantly Margaret Cho quarantined for this. 

Chris Harrison is there too...ugh.