F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey

This week is a very special episode of FYIS because Kelly and Lindsey invite not one guest, but two! Mr. Nick Turner and Mr. Nick Vatterott tell us what it's like sharing the same name as well as the same podcast, 'Get Rich Nick' on Earwolf. Nick and Nick go head-to-head on Greek Mythology, mess with some math problems, and get creative with some summer reading/TGIF sitcom mashups. We hear all about how Nick went to Catholic school and how Nick "killed" on the Forensics team. We learn that Nick's favorite band was Weezer, while Nick's was Led Zeppelin, and Nick treats us to a special recital with a surprising instrument. We learn that Nick is super competitive, while Nick is just there to have a good time. Want to know which Nick did what? You'll have to listen to find out. Spoiler: Nick wins.

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Editing provided by Phil at www.micomPODre.com

This week Kelly and Lindsey invite Vine star, Instastar, actor and content creator Clayton Farris. We play 'Boarding Pass or Fail' where we learn that Clayton knows where Djibouti is AND how to pronounce it!  During 'Name That Boner' we learn he does not have penis envy and when we play 'Sign Your Life Away', he confesses that he actually reads the iTunes Terms and Conditions. Clayton teaches us how to "Tittle-tattle the hedge-priest" during 'Shakespeare Shenanigans' and we read him his Miranda Rights after we find out that he has been arrested three times.

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This week Kelly and Lindsey invite one of Kelly's oldest and bestest friends, Justin P. to “F*ck You, I’m Smarter”. They reminisce about their childhood, growing up in sunny South Florida as two angry goth kids. Kelly makes a second attempt at explaining Einstein's Theory of Relativity, Justin schools us in Stock Market facts in the game "Stocked and Loaded", and we force Justin to play "Pussy Power".  Justin proves he knows a little about Physics, a lot about Earth Science, and a surprising amount about the female reproductive system.

Justin wants to shout out banning single used plastics. More information here: https://www.earthday.org/2018/03/29/fact-sheet-single-use-plastics/

Also check out The Monterey Bay Aquarium Seafood Watch program which helps consumers and businesses choose seafood that's fished or farmed in ways that support a healthy ocean, now and for future generations.

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This week Kelly and Lindsey invite comedian, writer, and mastermind of Sáenz Signs, Jason Sáenz! Jason, who was once an undercover class clown, realized he wanted to be a comedian during a high school production of Anything Goes when he went off script and started making funnies. He threw off his tap shoes and the rest is history. Jason dominates the game and shows off his knowledge of STDS (Yay Syphilis!), The Stock Market (Bull vs. Bear vs. Freddy?) and does a mean Abe Lincoln impression. (Or Kelly does? We don't remember.)

*We had some sound issues in this ep so Lindsey sounds like she is inside of a tin can. It's fine. We give you permission to just tune her out* 

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This week Kelly and Lindsey invite American science communicator, television presenter, and mechanical engineer Bill Nye The Science Guy! Just kidding. They didn't invite anyone this week and they are doing this episode of FYIS SOLO! 

Kelly and Lindsey host this special Florida episode and talk about what life was like being raised in South Florida. They discuss super fun topics like the KKK, The Zika Virus, sinkholes, and The West Nile Virus. Spoiler Alert: There is also a whole lot of gator talk! 

They go down a "Florida Man" rabbit hole, play "Boarding Pass or Fail" with different cities in Florida that you never need to go to, and tell Hurricane Tales from their childhood. If you love Florida, hate Florida, love Kelly and Lindsey or hate Kelly and Lindsey you will love this episode. We promise!

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This week Kelly and Lindsey invite comedian, actress, writer, and producer Miranda Kathleen to the pod, where she demonstrates that she really is BEST ALL-AROUND as well as the "Smartest Person In The Room". 

Miranda proves that she is ready to buy a house, knows a lot of triangles and she may even have perfect pitch.  Ok, maybe that's a stretch. Lindsey and Kelly prove they don't know the Star Wars or Rocky theme songs but they nail Do-Re-Me.  There's talk of Cake, the food and the band, and Miranda coins a new insult for all the mean girls out there. (Don't be a bully!  Be Best!)

Find Miranda online!

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5ncuOubEyl7QsFKnd9v8Nw

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mirandasnotfunny/

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This week Kelly and Lindsey invite comedian, actress, writer, producer, and "PODClass" teacher Sharon Houston to compete for the esteemed superlative "Smartest Person In The Room".  

The native Floridian knows a thing or two about escaping from alligators and flying cockroaches, and un-ironically, the Me Too movement. We learn a little bit about Einstein's Theory of Relativity, as well as the modern-day parallels of tabloids and the works of Shakespeare.

Find Sharon online!

Website: http://iamsharonhouston.com/

Take Her PODClass: https://www.instagram.com/podclassworkshops

Follow the adventures of Bob and Donna!

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This week, ‘F*ck You, I’m Smarter’ welcomes producer, comedian, writer, and friend, Kendra Cunningham to compete for Smartest Person in the Room with hosts Kelly Wallace-Barnhill and Lindsey Gentile. Kendra shares her current projects released at the Broad Humor Festivaland a very special story about an incident at a community pool. The Boston native reveals her competitive side playing “Boarding Pass or Fail”, “99 Math Problems”, "The Real Housewives of DC" and “Did You Retain It”. Hint: She did Not.

Check out Kendra's comedy special, "Less Bitter, More Glitter": 

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Editing provided by Phil at www.micomPODre.com

Tim talks about growing up in a small town in Virginia as a closeted, vogueing, over-achiever. Kelly and Lindsey talk about what it was like to grow up in South Florida. Spoiler: A South Florida education is basically the reason they started this podcast. In Sex Ed they learn that Tim doesn’t have a Skene’s gland, they dive into some Shakespeare madlibs, and they play a game called “Not My Current President” to learn about historical political scandals.  They talk technicolor dream coats, biblical bro codes, Dave Matthews Band and more.

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