F*ck You, I'm Smarter with Kelly and Lindsey

Happy Earth Day from Frick and Frack! We start our episode off with hard hitting questions like, "What is your favorite thing about Earth?" and "If you could live on any planet, what planet would you live on?" and "What rhymes with Earth?". WE ARE CHANGING LIVES HERE, PEOPLE!!!

Then for no reason at all, we try to figure out the order of the planets and ugh, it's long and painful. Here is a helpful little tool for you next time you try to do the same, because #important. Kelly asked for an acronym, so here we go!

My Very Excited Mother Just Served Us Nachos. Start with Mercury and good luck to ya.

Next, Lindsey leads an Earth quiz where we find out if we would weigh more or less if we were standing on the equator and not on the poles.

Then Kelly leads an Earth Day quiz where we learn the origins of this cute little holiday as well as some cute ways to celebrate this year.

Leave us a comment below and let us know how you plan to celebrate Earth Day this year. Stay away from plastics, turn off your AC and lights, eat some veggies and let's boogie!

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Holy moly cannoli! Do we have a banger for you?! The answer is YES, MOMMA! Speaking of momma's, this week we sit down and play with actor, content creator and mastermind of The New Stepford, Whitney Cicero.

We start our school day in History class where we honor famous mom's throughout history and it gets, well, dark. Look, the truth hurts sometimes, okay? These moms deserve to be highlighted and ya'll need to face the music. Got it? Life is sad but you don't have to be.

Now that we started this game off with a bang... of deep depression, Kelly takes us to Geography where we learn that spoiler: We are NOT smarter than a 5th grader. Womp womp. Not even close.

For recess Whitney leads us in a game all about musical theatre which is appropriate since her last name can't be said without singing The Cellblock Tango from Chicago. HE HAD IT COMING! HE HAD IT COMING!

In honor of her blog The New Stepford, which has been featured on The Today Show and has more than 50 million views, we do a deep dive into the original and the remake of the movie The Stepford wives and we promise this game will make you want to revisit and then realize how bad the remake was. Sorry, Bette. It's true.

We end our school day in etiquette class where Whitney proves to be classy while Lindsey is still a bit trashy. No surprise there. Will Whitney show the ladies who's boss? Will Kelly rise from her losing streak? Will Lindsey just skate by and land herself perfectly in the middle? Yup. But still give it a listen, will ya?

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HOLD ONTO YOUR HATS! This week Kelly and Lindsey have a special little POP QUIZ for you!!!! Have we learned anything doing this podcast? Well, listen up to find out.

Believe it or not, we started this podcast so we can learn a thing or two. This week we go back to some past quizzes and do a little reviewski to see what we've retained or if we've retained anything at all.

There's math. There's a slobbering spelling bee. There are stories about pot brownies and more!

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COMING TO YOU LIVE FROM PIRATE STUDIOS, YA'LL!!!!! That's right! This week Kelly and Lindsey sit down at Pirate Studios with return guest and Lindsey's big little sister, Jessica Gentile to talk Florida, lizards and The Jerky Boys.

We start off our school day in Ecology class where we do a deep dive into the scaly, slinky world of lizards because nothing makes Florida girls happier than talking about reptiles all day, every day.

Then Kelly plays teacher in Zoology/Herpetology/Swampology class where we play "All About Alligators". Spoiler: These three know way too much about alligators.

For recess we reminisce about the olden days where we listened to the Jerky Boys and thought it was appropriate. Go ahead and listen now and tell us what you think. Woof.

Then Lindsey takes us to... hmmmm... Weird Florida Laws class? Pre-Law, Florida Style class? FlorLegal class? In this class we discuss the weirdest Florida laws, including what you legally can and can't do while wearing a bathing suit in Florida.

We end our school day in Criminology class where we play "Florida Man Mashup". Buckle up for way too many stories about people on meth doing absolutely insane things that involve nunchucks, tasers and Pringles tubes filled with wine.

Which Florida girl will take the Gator crown? Listen to find out!

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This week we welcome comedian, writer, podcaster and LA native, Anastasia Washington.

In honor of her podcast, Cereal Killer, we start our day off in Nutrition class where we learn everything we never wanted to know about cereal. Seriously, if you are still eating this stuff, you should probably stop because, sugar. SO MUCH SUGAR, PEOPLE!

Then Kelly lightens the mood in Psychology Class with a serial killer game where we learn that Lindsey knows literally nothing about serial killers and honestly, she'd like to keep it that way. Side note: If you were going to kill someone, we'd love to know how you'd do it. Email us at [email protected]. Don't be afraid to get creative!

We then head over to recess where we hear a few embarrassing stories about Anastasia's childhood and teenage years that hurt. No, seriously. She fell down not ONE flight of stairs, but TWO.

Because Anastasia was involved in her school's Newspaper Club, for Newspaper Class, Lindsey breaks down some of the most iconic news headlines of all time. We promise they aren't all depressing. Just most of them are. Oh! And special shout out to baby Jessica in the well if she's listening. How's it going down there?

Then, for our last class, Kelly takes us to Film Class where we do a deep dive into Chinese Martial Arts Films and unfortunately, Lindsey knows literally nothing about Chinese Martial Arts or anything really.

Will Lindsey school the ladies with her serious cereal knowledge? Will Kelly kill in the serial killer game? Will Anastasia come off as funny, kind, silly and way smarter than Kelly, Lindsey and Kelly and Lindsey combined? Listen to find out.

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It's Spring Break, BITCHES!!!! Grab a Corona, 'cause we're heading to Cancun! Well, not Kelly. Kelly has to stay back and revisit reptiles because she flunked out in last week's episode with Brooks Wheelan. While Kelly redeems herself with a quiz all about reptiles, Lindsey leads a Spring Break quiz that will make you want to take your top off.

Grab a hottie, a strawberry daiquiri and don't forget to use protection. Sunscreen, we mean. It's hot out there.

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WHOA NELLY! Do we have a show for you? Yes. The answer is yes. There's a show to listen to and it's for you. You're welcome.

Today the ladies zoom zoom with everyone's favorite comedian Brooks Wheelan to talk Indiana. No, that's not right. Idaho? Illinois? IOWA! Brooks is from Iowa. DING DING DING! Extra points if you know where Iowa is. Nope. Don't worry, Kelly didn't know either.

Then because Kelly loves mollusks, she wrote in a fun little game called "Oh! My Mollusk!" Or was it ""Mollusks and More!" How about "Mostly Mollusks" or maybe "Thoroughly Modern Mollusks". Yeah, let's stick with that.

Want your mind blown? Don't we all! Rimshot! Gross. Anyway, it turns out that Brooks is a literal genius and before he was on SNL, he had a job as a biomedical engineer, doing research on eyes and heart valves so he really made us WERK when writing these games. Lindsey tries to sound smart with a game all about hearts and eyes called "I Heart You" but even her own questions went over her head so, we tried.

And because Brooks love to camp, we end our school day in camping class (SHUT UP. It's a thing.) where Kelly somehow ties in camping, Yeezus and Kim K and it's, well, it works! We promise.

Will Lindsey or Kelly have a chance in hell at winning this game?! Will Brooks take the lead and then take the crown? Two words: Biomedical Engineer.

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This week Kelly and Lindsey sit down with dog lover, podcaster and all around woman-about-town, Renee Colvert.

Because Renee is from Colorado, we start our day in Geography where we play everyone's favorite, ''I Have A Question'' where we learn about Quakers, The Garden of the Gods, and Tuberculosis, which all are super sexy. Especially Quakers. Hubba hubba!

In honor of Renee's hit podcast, 'Can I Pet Your Dog' we then end up in Social Studies class learning about Presidents and their dogs because everyone loves a good love story, don't they?

Then we hop on over to Recess where we plug Renee's newest podcast, 'My Pandemic Makeover Spectacular,' which is obviously what we all need right now, and we learn about Renee's beguiling fist kiss.

Then, because both Kelly and Renee love to camp and travel alone, we go to Boy Scouts where we meet Scout Leader Carl. Spoiler: Scout Leader Carl is quite possibly the long lost (and maybe Australian?) cousin of the "Ticket or Click It" teacher from past episodes and you can tell because they have the same voice! Whoa.

Inspired by Renee's past life and Lindsey's current life as personal trainers, we then head on over to PE where we play "Jazzercise Through The Ages". Yes, we promise this game is as fun as it sounds. The only thing more fun would be a group Jazzercise class! Oh! Who is in?! Don't tempt us with a good time.

Will Renee kick Kelly and Lindsey's asses? Probably not because she's super nice but we wouldn't be surprised if she did win the game.

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Hi there, friends and favorites! With March right around the corner, we want to make sure we highlight some of the most amazing, inspiring and influential people from this country's history. Happy Black History Month, ya'll!

Full disclosure, we started this podcast because we felt dumb all the time in regards to our Florida education, and nothing makes us feel dumber than doing a deep dive into the history of the Civil Right's Movement. There is much we never learned in school and as adults and we know it's our responsibility to unlearn what we were taught and then learn the truth about the backbone of the country. Thank you, Google.

In this episode Kelly leads a fun quiz all about some incredible black inventors. She even managed to shout out "Hanging Chads." Impressive, indeed. Lindsey looks to an Oprah list and writes a quiz called "Black People We Should Know" and then your two favorite idiots each feature an unbelievable who paved the way to help desegregate this country, one boycott at a time.

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This week Kelly and Lindsey talk presidents, first ladies, Valentine's Day, blood baths and more! First, we do a deep dive on past Commander in Chiefs. We ponder and ask questions like, "Which president makes you the horniest?", "What president was the drunkest?" and "Which president would you kill first?". Well, we didn't actually ask that last question but we kinda wish we did and we definitely know what you'd say. Wink, wink. Then, we do a Valentine's Day deep dive where we figure out why we are celebrating this stupid holiday, anyway. Shouldn't every day be Valentine's day? Whatever. We hope that your Valentine's Day was filled with love, however you decided to spend it. Cheers to FDR, Clover Greveland, Obama and Abigail Adams! May your next week be filled with love, Democracy and the pursuit of happiness or something like it. We love you, Kelly and Lindsey

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