Fearbaiting

Guess who’s back, bitches! After four long months of hiatus, Blair’s come out the other end of graduating college Cum Lord and has… a few interesting things to divulge to the listening audience. But before any of that! This week we shuffled through the archives of 2017 to find a movie both worth our attention and worth Blair’s return and pulled out… The Bye Bye Man. This crazy-making movie inspires topics such as: Goth Legitimacy, Plot Contrivances, Erotic Maggots, Misused Character Actors, and much more!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Moral Orel
• My Hero Academia
• Getting Out Of Your House (Because If You Break Your Leg You’re Going To Be House Bound For A Month And A Half)

Thanks as always to Satah for our intro and outro music!

Folks, Blair went out in the woods again, and he shacked up with a couple of weird but kind hillbillies. Some teens are trying to kill them and save him, or something? I dunno, his reception was kinda bad when he called, so I can’t say for sure. Anyways, honorary lesbian of the show Brooks Oglesby joined us again to grace our ears with his bastard words! This time, for Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil!

In addition to Misunderstandings: The Movie, we also discussed Pacific Rimjob, Avengers Spoilers, Shart Story, Ben Stiller Retrospective, Robert DeNiro’s Milk Fabrications, Whitford V. Kaluuya, and Bastussy.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Shadows of a Setting Sun
• Subsurface Circular

As always, thank you to Satah for our incredible intro/outro music. Check out their stuff at http://gaygothvibes.online!

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Well, Blair had to go home for a few weeks to deal with his parents, and the last text he sent me indicated something about ghosts being there? And apparently he’s got a sitcom-esque will-they-won’t-they relationship with a former classmate of his. Weird stuff! Anyways, this week, our friend Bee came around to talk about Matthew Gray Gubler’s Suburban Gothic!

In addition to Ghost Cum: The Movie, we also discussed Bully Rewards, Garbage Camouflage, Kissinger Clone, 80’s Ghost, Transfomers Lies, and Pest Negotiations.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• She-Hulk
• Lumberjanes

Check out Bee on twitter.com/Sprite__Pepsi!

Check Lulu out on In Pursuit of Passions!

Sorry about the weird audio this week – couldn’t fix it in post.

Our intro/outro music was composed by Satah! Check out their music at http://gaygothvibes.online!

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Folks, Blair disappeared into some hotel in NYC and has just been living his own personal hell ever since then? Or at least that’s what he told me last time we talked. I don’t really know. Anyways, good friend of the show Alek has returned to talk about 1408 with us! Yay, spooky hotels!

In addition to John Cusack’s Haunted Mansion, we also discussed Alek’s Petting Zoo, Best Worst Memes, A Bad Emoji, Mom Shoutouts, Alternate Endings, and Fucking 1408.

RECCOMENDATIONS:

• Kingdom Hearts
• Minit

Check out Alek on twitter.com/alek214!

Thanks as always to friend of the show Satah for the excellent intro/outro song! Check out their music at http://gaygothvibes.online!

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Listener beware, you’re in for a scare! By which I mean that Lulu is back, and here to describe, in gruesome detail, what happened to her leg! Trust us, it’s nasty. If you don’t wanna sit through that, go ahead and skip from about 1:30 to 6:30.

Anyways, that aside, Lulu is back from her tenure as a broken human! She’s on the mend, but Blair is nowhere to be found. He was last seen boarding a plane to South Korea, and I think I heard him mention something about a chemical agent? Weird. Anyways, girlfriend of the show Sophie (@estrogenliker on twitter) joined us to talk about the Korean monster-comedy (momedy?) The Host!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Monthly Girls Nozaki-Kun
• A Place Further Than the Universe
• Mother

Sorry about Sophie’s audio at the end! We fixed it as best we could, so hopefully it’s still audible.

Thanks as always to Satah for their excellent intro/outro music! Check out their tunes here!

Support us on Patreon!

This week, Blair is back and stepping in for Luna to talk about Ginger Snaps 2 with Luca! It’s a wild, furry ride, with topics ranging from Booty Mouths to Burning Grandma to Questionable Ethics to Sagely Advice, and much more!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Monster Pulse
• The Good Place

Luca can be found on twitter @minervasden

Intro/Outro courtesy of People You Meet Outside of Bars

Hey folks! Sorry we missed last week, Lulu was off stopping Blair from killing all the boys in his hometown. Some weird succubus thing or whatever – anyways, that’s mostly taken care of now, but unfortunately Blair is still recovering from the exorcism, so he won’t be back until next week. Sorry! In his stead, we got Lauren, cohost of Henry Kissinger is Pokemon GOing to Die (Not a Threat, Just a Fact) to join us to talk about Jennifer’s Body!

In addition to the most Diablo Cody script ever, we also discussed Gamer Moms, A Funny Gay, Is Juno Good?, A Mistimed 420, Love Simone, and Mean Girls but Gayer.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Log Horizon
• Mad Max: Fury Road

Check out Lauren on twitter.com/lleblanc_ and runthegems.tumblr.com!

Thank you as always to Satah for their incredible intro/outro music – please check out their work at http://gaygothvibes.online!

Support us on Patreon!

Well, bad news, Blair became a cop. Worse news, he went to some weird island off the coast of Ireland trying to hunt down some missing girl, and there’s this big effigy of him they’ve made? Weird, weird stuff! Anyways, in his absence, we got friend of the show (and friend at the table) Andi Clare to chat about The Wicker Man! No, not the Cage one, the original.

In addition to The Wicker Man, we also discussed Boss Baby Sweep, Game Fucks, Ass Peyote, Oscar Chatter, Tai Lopez’s Tinder Fun, Indi Go Go!, and Future Bloodborne Podcasts.

Check out Andi on twitter, Friends at the Table, and Emojidrome!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Donvan Wolfington’s Waves
• Bloodborne

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Well, we cloned Blair, which was probably a mistake to begin with. Anyways, 7 of his clones got fucked up and the 8th is currently fighting a buuuunch of aliens out in space, so he’s gonna be busy for another week. Anyways, we got our friend Patrick to talk about Alien Resurrection! It sure as hell ain’t good, but it’s gay, which might be enough? Find out!

In addition to the worst Alien film, we also discussed The Problems With Dave and Buster’s, ABC: Aliens Be Cressurection, Bullet Physics, The Kaluuyaverse, My Name is Purvis, Post-Race Racism, All Xenomorphs Are Queens, and Somebody’s Gotta Be Brooks!

Check out Patrick on Twitter and Tumblr!

Thanks as always to Satah for our excellent intro/outro music! Check their music out here!

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Well guys, we lost Blair again this week, somehow! He was supposed to be here, but he lied down to take a nap, and now we can’t find him. The bed burped, though, so that’s weird. Anyways, in his absence, friend of the show Fallon has chosen to join us for the best worst movie we’ve watched yet – Death Bed: The Bed that Eats! Also, we didn’t learn our lesson the last time we did a drunkcast, so we got fucked up before this podcast! Whoops!

We also discussed Top Quality Booze, Weenie Greenies, New Hellraiser, A Sweeney Todd Gay, Lulu’s Anime Voice, P’zone Hairs, Sad Dog Facts, Dog Pogs, Pillow Princesses, and a dive into Fallon’s DA history!

Sorry that Fallon’s audio got kinda gunked up at the end – not entirely sure what happened, did my best to sort it out!

Check out Fallon on Twitter, Tumblr, and DeviantART! Also, check them out on Dungeons and Lesbians!

Thanks as always to Satah for our excellent intro/outro theme! Check out their art here!

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