Fearbaiting is the number one hacker podcast in the world, and as such we've drilled into the mainframe of your phone or computer or whatever you're listening to this on. Using our cool hacker skills, we've covertly planted this episode about Unfriended: Dark Web featuring friend of the podcast Maxie (@MaxieSatan) into your podcatcher, so now you have no choice but to listen to us talk about our cool bitcoin knowledge, our great british accents, and our opinions on how this movie definitely should've been, like, five other better movies.

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Edited by Sara, who is too tired to think of a funny thing to say here.

Hey, guys! Remember Supernatural? Now, imagine this: what if, instead of, like, two American weirdos and the same twelve tracks that play on every oldies station, it was, like, two German weirdos, except, like, with strange undefinable vaguely British accents? Anyway, this week we brought Chaz (@helmommete) along with to watch The Brothers Grimm, a fraternal romp into con artistry, kitten eating, fairy tales, accent work, and so much more.

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Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find trying to drain soup out of his ears standing over the kitchen sink.

Well, we're back, but unfortunately we're also entirely imaginary. You made the whole podcast up! All in your brain! But I gotta say: you imagined a banger episode this week. Friend of the show Val (@flightcubb) joined us to talk about Daniel Isn't Real, which is a surprisingly on-topic movie to have watched for this very imaginary episode. We also make a way, way better version of baseball - enjoy!

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Edited by Sara, who really needs you to clean the litterbox ASAP.

This week, your hosts explore once again how far they can stretch the genre of horror as Sara brings Quinn (@GirlDickEnergy) on to talk about Pan's Labyrinth! Topics include: A several minute long One Piece diversion, side quests for gender, forbidden grapes, bus logic, and MORE!

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Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find hiding in the bottom drawer of your dresser.

It's time to pour out a bottle of snake oil for some real ones this week, folks, as Sara and Elliott (@kaibaliker) open another chapter on the king and queen of grifting themselves, Ed and Lorraine Warren with The Conjuring 2! Dive headlong with us as we explore a world of Peggys, being cancelled for defending fictional billionaires, Smile antics, getting tricked into loving the straights, and MORE!!

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Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find shedding his old dead skin in one continuous piece.

It's rush week, pledges! Line up for your hazing! Your first and last act of violence that we, the Frat, will inflict upon you is to see Dude Bro Party Massacre III! It might be made by the 5 Second Films guys, but they sure as hell didn't trim any fat off this 103-minute murderfest. Friend of the show/fellow frat bro/Noisespace overlord Matt joins us to recount the deaths, rack up the titty tallies, and tell us just how many times Ronald Reagan shows up. Also featuring cameos from Smile the bearded dragon!

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Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet outside of bars, for more tunes head over to gaygothvibes.online!

Edited by Sara, who is absolutely gone off some catnip.

Well, well, well, looks like our intrepid host is dead set on stretching the definition of what a horror movie even more this week as she's joined by Morg (@HauntingTheMorg) to watch James and the Giant Peach, which, yes, admittedly, we were all afraid of that weird rhinoceros-cloud-metaphor thing as children but, you know, I guess it is 2020 we're all just floating in space and-- oh, right. Topics also include: Final Fantasy Inside Baseball, the fabled Southern New Yorker, Power Rangers is good, and MORE!

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Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find slowly sinking through the floorboards.

This week, our friend Piper came on to talk at length about Dario Argento’s Suspiria, and in the process got a history lesson about PogChamp!

Piper can be found on Twitter @OneStrawShort!

Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet outside of bars, for more tunes head over to gaygothvibes.online!

Edited by Sara, who has once again gotten into her food bag and made a huge mess of the pantry.

Well, Hugo award-winner Blair finally solved the puzzle and got out of the editing bay, so I figured I’d reward him by letting him talk about Escape Room before shoving him back in there. Seemed fitting, y’know? In addition, we also talked about our snacking habits, the funniest euphemisms for pussy, and Chekov’s lecture hall!

Intro/outro music by Satah who makes music under the name people you meet outside of bars, for more tunes head over to gaygothvibes.online!

Edited by Sara, who knows that you just let her inside but really, really wants to go back outside.

Yar!!! It’s time to bone up on your sea shanties and off-hand knowledge of the Prometheus myth, because this week we’re diving dick-first into The Lighthouse, with our guest Sarah (@SarahMcCostumes)!! In addition to politely speaking around the amounts of c*m and p*ss and other b*dily fl*ids in this film, our topics include: Naruto, briefly, semen staining the lighthouse-top, art school mode, and, inevitably, petplay.

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Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find lying supine in the sun on his balcony because oh my god it’s finally above fifty degrees outside.