Fearbaiting

Schlocktober 2019 is coming to a close, and who better to help us bring it all in than Ceridwen (@girlin4colors) bringing with her in tow the eighth installment in the Halloween franchise, Halloween: Resurrection! Join us as we talk about Bad Movie Deeplore, Vriska (for far too long), Competitive Cup Stacking, and more!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Over the Garden Wall
• The Magnus Archives
• Yamishibai
• Shudder

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, who you can find hiding in any pile of leaves, waiting to strike.

Ring ring! Uh oh! You got a voicemail! It’s from a ghost! You’re gonna die in a few days, apparently. That sucks. But maybe the movie we watched this week, One Missed Call, can provide you with some instructions on how to navigate this sticky situation! Joined by host of City Girls Make Do Stephanie, we’ll get to the bottom of your haunted iPhone or whatever.

In addition to brick phones, we also talked about deviantArt searches, cats not being on they celled phones, horse dives, ghostpunching, and a deep dive into Taylor Swift!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Carly Rae Jepsen – Dedicated
• Taylor Swift – Reputation
• Tegan and Sara

Thanks to Stephanie for joining us! Find her on twitter @ageofoddish and on City Girls Make Do!

Intro/outro music by Satah, whose music can be found under people you meet outside of bars!

Here’s a picture of Looker and Nanu!

This week on Fearbaiting, Schlocktober rolls on and Roy Fuckwarlock joins us to talk about the 2002 “film” Fear Dot Com (Dot Com)! Spoiler alert: it’s not very good. But the episode sure is!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Ascendance of a Bookworm
• Lacroix Hibiscus
• Paper quilling

REFERENCED MEDIA:

• Mildred Thecat

Thank you to Satah for our incredible intro/outro music! Their music can be found at people you meet outside of bars!

SCHLOCKTOBER IS HERE AT LAST!!!!! And we’re kicking it off with Satah of the show, uh, Satah (@nuditea), as they bring us along to really confront our inner demons with Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2, a sequel as ill conceived as its title construction is. Join us as we really take to task how much this supposed sequel seems to really, really, deeply hate its source material.

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• A lil Amiibo to bring you joy
• Tempeh! You know, like the food!
• PLAGUE MECHANIC – GARBAGEFACE
• Peachykine – Peachykine

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, if you say his name three times into the bathroom mirror with the lights off, a vision of him eating hummus right out of the thing with his hands will appear to you.

As we grow nearer to the Hallowed day of Ween, the boundary between the spectral world and the human becomes weaker. As such, sometimes (g)hosts slip through unnoticed, which is why cofounder of the show Blair has returned a week early to talk to us about Sara’s all-time favorite film, Paprika!

In addition to cicada revelations, we also discuss Almond Turds (skip to 5:15 to avoid the poop story!), Jurassic World 2 Adventure, Atsuko’s Phid, and just a ton of Film Analysis. Put your thinking brains on, y’all – Sara’s on her bullshit!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Rascal Does Not Dream of Bunny Girl Senpai
• Norman Fucking Rockwell!
• Crossword puzzles!

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.

Editing done by Sara, you can find her lounging in a ray of sunlight on the kitchen floor.

Uh oh gamers!!!!!!!! Plug in your PlayStations and fire up the ol’ Xbox because this week we’re taking a good old fashioned diversion into the world of “Video Games”. Join Sara in bringing Jessica (@tielqt) on to talk about 2014 horror game The Evil Within! Strap in and get ready to dive deep into some really thoughtful, nuanced commentary on and dissection of vidjya gamezzzz!!!!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Journaling
• Making Your Bed
• The Hotelier – Home, Like Noplace is There
• Blank Banshee

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, you can find him standing next to the Mississippi, just scoopin’ up river water.

This week, we delve into the weirder types of media we like to pursue as we bring Kit (@kit_spin) along with us to discuss tv show and PS2 game Gregory Horror Show! Is the hotel hell? The Shining? Silent Hill? It’s anyone’s guess! Come, log into oneeighthundredkitsexyoutfits dot com with us and sound off in the comments if you LOVE to eat dirt!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Deadly Premonition
• Blasphemous

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars.

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, you can find him hiding under your bed, because he’s afraid of thunder!!!!!!!

WE’RE BACK, BABY!!!!! With a heavy hitter that humble editor-and-episode-description-writer Blair was truly shocked to hear that we hadn’t already covered, so snuggle up with what is probably a premature fall-flavored beverage and a nice warm blanket as we bring Blue (@Azure_Husky) along with us to talk found footage giant Paranormal Activity!

Topics include: Lighthearted car accident stories, Blair Witch Project kayfabe, Motherfucking Bitcoin Day-trader Goddamn Platonic Ideal Of A Bad Boyfriend Micah, Assigned Haunted at Birth, and Ghost Dimension word salads!

RECOMMENDATIONS:

• Death Note
• Celeste

SHOW MATERIALS:

• Ghosts, short Twitter story written by Blue
• The Demons of Heterosexuality: Gender, Horror, and ParanormalActivity by Whitney Cox

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars

Editing done by Blair Kitsch, you can find him where all fine books are sold.

Strap in, y’all! Michael Myers is back, and so is your host Sara joined by Ceridwen (@girlin4colors) with a real whopper of an episode. Take a deep dive with us into Halloween lore, Laurie Strode’s lesbianic subtext, and a truly beautiful two-part-harmony rendition of Mr. Sandman.

RECOMMENDATIONS

• The Shrieking Shack
• Paprika

Theme music thanks to Satah, you can find more of their work under people you meet outside of bars. Editing done by Blair, you can find him retching up a furball for approximately five minutes on your hallway floor and immediately trying to eat it afterwards. Hurry up with that paper towel!

Blair returns to shout about the new Ari Aster film, Midsommar!