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This week on Fearless Films, the guys get a healthy dose of creepy crawlies when they fall into the web of scares known as, Arachnophobia.

Pete tries to explain the biology of house spiders mating with Venezuelan jumping tarantulas, but ends up just instead focusing on the comedy gold that is John Goodman.

Kevin adds his personal knowledge of the dangers of home ownership. From rotting wood in the floors, to deadly slipper spiders. His recommendation is to burn the house to the ground and flee to space.

So decide if you can stomach an entire movie of spiders on the rampage and pick Team Scaredy Cat or Team Horror. And remember, don't get too scared...

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This week on Fearless Films, the guys head to summer camp for some fun in the sun, swimming lessons, and machete battles with homicidal maniacs. It's Friday the 13th!

Pete explains the horrible history of Camp Blood, where many tragedies have occurred and the town thinks it is tainted with a death curse. He also explains the dangers of wild animals getting in your cabin. One is more important than the other.

Kevin puts on his detective hat and tries to figure out who the killer is in this assemblage of teens, cops, and unattended old men with more than one screw loose. He also keeps up the slash-count in this slasher movie, and tries to determine if it earns the title.

So join us for the beginning of one of the greatest slasher franchises of all time. And remember, don't get too scared...

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This week on Fearless Films, the guys face the ultimate test and see if they can survive Saw! (See-Saw?)

Pete explains the dangerous murder-puzzles of the Jigsaw killer, a mad man with a love of overly elaborate crimes. Like the Riddler meets Hannibal Lector.

Kevin wonders if he could ever survive a challenge like the one in the movie: being trapped with Pete in a room for 6 hours. He also wonders why The Dread Pirate Roberts has settled into a surgery career and left Buttercup behind.

And remember, don't get too scared...

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This week on Fearless Films, the guys take some much needed vacation time and visit Fantasy Island, where dreams come true, turn on you in an instant, and then probably murder you for no real reason.

Pete books us a tour on an island where any petty revenge fantasy can be fulfilled. He introduces us to the stereotype-defying guests, the barely-there owner, and the friendly zombie locals.

Kevin analyzes the trauma of childhood bullying and its ongoing effects. He also explains the all around usefulness of a hand grenade, and how it can be an asset in any situation.

So join us on the island-not-from-Lost, and see just how dark your fantasy can become. And remember, don't get too scared...

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This week on Fearless Films, the guys hit the surf, stroll the boardwalk, and eat some take-out food with a gang of teenage vampires. Its The Lost Boys!

Kevin wonders why immortal beings spend all of their time and effort on grade-school pranks and dirt bike racing. He also laments that his kids will one day be old enough to have to fight vampires themselves, and wonders where they will get all that holy water.

Pete explains how much holy water is needed to fill a bath tub to "vampire killing standards". Then, he paints a picture of the decadent 80's with shirtless, oiled up saxophone players.

So join us viewers, as we take a trip to the beaches of Santa Carla with The Lost Boys. And remember, don't get too scared...

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This week on Fearless Films, the guys gather around the camp fire for some Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark!

Pete explains the dangers of reassembling men and angry scarecrows. Also, he dissects the thematic importance of exploring the Vietnam War in a kids movie.

Kevin gives us cooking lessons that depend on human digits in the recipe, as well as his fond memories of fighting off swarms of spiders in drama club.

So sit down, make some smores, and get ready for the scariest stories in children's literature. And remember, don't get too scared...

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This week on Fearless Films, the guys avoid accidents and mysterious coincidences while discussing Final Destination!

Pete explains how a group of teens narrowly escapes a tragic accident, so Death itself comes after them in a petty form of revenge. Pete also offers a glimpse of his own possible future of manic ramblings and intense safety precautions.

Kevin wonders why Death has to cover up the evidence of its own crimes, and if they would even count as crimes. He also questions the explosive properties of water and early-2000's computers.

So join us for a Rube Goldberg horror trip, and remember, don't get too scared...

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This week on Fearless Films, Pete introduces Kevin to an anthology horror film, Creepshow! This is when a movie is comprised of multiple short stories that all tell individual spooky tales.

Pete explains why murder always leads to vengeful ghosts (so just don't do it!). He also sings his praise to author Stephen King's crowning acting achievement as a dimwitted country bumpkin.

Kevin weighs the pros and cons of getting rid of his wife by feeding her to an arctic monster that lives in a box. He then decides it will be much easier to just live in a hermetically sealed apartment and let his kids deliver his meals to him through the mail slot.

So join us for the darkly funny, and horrifyingly silly jaunt that is CREEPSHOW! And remember, don't get too scared...

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On this weeks episode of Fearless Films, Kevin and Pete find themselves trapped together in a small house, fighting off the overwhelming power of the ocean. So, like most weeks, just more damp.

Pete has to explain the lifestyle of 1800's lighthouse keepers, as well as a nude Willem Dafoe.

Kevin has to resist going mad after exploring the endless depths of the ocean itself, and a nude Willem Dafoe.

So join us as we talk about mermaids, maritime superstitions, homemade alcohol, and scrimshaw bone carvings. And remember, don't get too scared... (of a nude Willem Dafoe).

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On this weeks episode, we tear through the clothes of, and assimilate, John Carpenter's THE THING!

Pete breaks down one of his favorite horror movies of all time. He explains why the solution to any outbreak situation is simply to blow everything up. Also, Pete educates everyone on the finer points of American-Norwegian international relations. Step one, don't shoot at or drop grenades on your host when they invite you into their home.

Kevin meanwhile points out the movie's examples of poor dog handling, as well as the even worse examples of people handling (Kevin knows to keep everyone trapped in a house quarantined to their own rooms, he's got kids).

So join the guys on this terrifying mystery, and be prepared to give a blood sample to prove you are not an alien in disguise. And remember, don't get too scared...