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On today's episode of Fearless Films, the guys venture into the great black void of space and confront something unknown, something horrifying, something.... ALIEN.

Pete explains why you never break quarantine for any reason, and why robot blood is so difficult to clean out of the carpets.

Kevin ponders the intricacies of the future space-economy and how to get rich quick by sacrificing all of your employees. He also agrees that an cat left to its own devices can find its way into anything, even on a space ship.

Join us for the ultimate home invasion movie in space, and remember: don't get too scared...

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On this very special episode of Fearless Films, we sit down to compare the Spanish-made found footage film, REC, and its American remake, Quarantine!

Pete lays down all of the dangers of being trapped in a small apartment building with a rage-inducing virus, while also explaining that zombies of all ages can be dangerous.

Kevin sympathizes with the pains of being a landlord to hostile (flesh-eating) tenants, and also tells us where in the Bible it states that demonic possession is transmittable by sneezing or coughing on another person.

Join us as we break down not one, but two scary movies! And remember: don't get too scared...

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In this week's thrilling tale, the guys are solving the mystery of The Invisible Man!!!

Pete tries to explain how hard it is to convince others of your sanity when they keep ignoring physical evidence, as well as the dangers of leaving your cooking unattended with a homicidal maniac.

Meanwhile, Kevin investigates variable setting car alarms, and long term dog sitting services.

Join us as we cover the floor in coffee grounds and throw paint all over the house to defend ourselves against The Invisible Man! And remember, don't get too scared...

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We continue from last week with IT, Chapter 2 (Attack of the Clowns!)

Pete has to lay out this not-quite-as-perfect sequel, which has a very video game setup. A gathering of forces is followed by a series of fetch quests, followed by a few quick side quests before fighting the big boss of the movie.

Kevin, after sorting out the many names and faces of the cast, has trouble deciding if the many new plot points brought up in flashbacks were even in the first movie, or if his memory is starting to degrade in old age.

Join us as we defeat this evil, shape-changing clown once and for all. And remember, don't get too scared...

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Happy St. Patty's Day!!! Because we have no originality whatsoever, we chose to talk about Leprechaun on the most Irish holiday ever. Watch as a little Irish monster terrorizes small-town bumpkins and pre-fame Jennifer Anniston in search of his pot of gold.

Pete breaks down how this poorly received movie somehow led to a franchise eight films strong, despite never receiving positive reviews and always losing money.

Kevin tries to stay sane as he is beat over the head with Irish stereotypes, dumb characters, and complete lack of story-driven plot.

Grab a drink, relax in a comfy chair, and join us for some laughs and scares as we follow the rainbow to the pot of gold known as Leprechaun. And remember: Don't get too scared...

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This week, Pete introduces Kevin to a zombie classic, George Romero's Dawn of the Dead!

The guys debate whether a shopping mall really is the best place to hide during a zombie apocalypse, but they definitely agree that stealing a helicopter is the right move, even if neither of them could fly one.

While Kevin ponders whether he could put down his best friend if they became a zombie (hint: he really could), Pete wonders if he could stomach hanging out with hillbilly survivalists who have the best chance of dealing with the zombies.

Be careful of flesh-eating ghouls the next time you go shopping, and remember: Don't get too scared...

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This week, we go back to where it all started. Bad Moon is a werewolf horror film that Kevin saw as a young boy, and it scared him so much he never watched another horror movie again!

Well, Pete has tracked down this little known film, and decided to help Kevin relive all of his past trauma! Yay!

Get ready for gratuitous sex scenes, ultra violence, and really bad 90's morphing CGI. And remember, don't get too scared...

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This week, the guys explore What Lies Beneath, a thriller starring Harrison Ford and Michelle Pfeiffer. 

While Pete goes over the rules for safe bath tub use, Kevin discusses how appropriate it is for a psychiatrist to tell a person to go talk to ghosts in their house (hint: not at all).

Join us on this Scooby-Doo mystery for adults, and try to figure out What Lies Beneath this two hour drama that suddenly becomes a horror film in the last 20 minutes.

And remember, don't get too scared...

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The inevitable remake strikes again, this time in 3D!!!!!!

This week, the guys discuss My Bloody Valentine 3D, a nonsense title because it is not the third entry in the franchise, thus breaking a decades old rule.

Kevin is astounded by the sheer number of "weapon thrust at the screen" kills, while Pete is repeatedly annoyed by plot contrivances in a movie where he really should just let it go.

Grab a friend and a pair of 3D glasses, and enjoy getting a pickaxe thrown at your face for the next hour, and remember... don't get too scared...