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Sooner or later, every 80's franchise fell victim to the most dangerous beast - 3D gimmicks!

This week, Pete takes us through the latest Jaws sequel, Jaws 3-D. This entry finds Michael Brody, all grown up and played by Dennis Quaid, working as an engineer at Seaworld. As soon as the park opens a new underwater attraction, a big-ass shark shows up and begins eating the guests! What follows is a mess of blood, terror, and cheap 3-D bits that really don't hold up.

Join us as we discuss the dangers of capitalism, silly bar games, and the beginning of Lea Thompson's career.

So grab a seat, put on your 3-D glasses, and most importantly: don't get too scared!

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Just when you thought October was safe again... it's another franchise!!

This year, Pete is hunting for the sequels to one of the greatest movies of all time, Jaws! Somehow, this cinema classic got not only one, but three sequels. And one of them is even a requel, starting well before Halloween made that its defining feature.

Jaws 2, from 1978, is a mix of the classic Jaws formula and the then-budding slasher genre. This one features a ton of teenagers stranded in a remote location getting picked off one by one. And this time, the vengeful shark even has a horribly scarred face like all the slasher greats.

The Brody family returns from the first film, as does the slimy mayor of Amity. Somehow, the local government STILL does not take Chief Brody seriously when he cries shark. However, no Quint and no Hooper means this movie only has a third of the charm as its predecessor.

Join us as we discuss new shark lore, how explosive a water ski can be, the comfortability of love-making in a boat, and whether fish can truly seek revenge.

Grab your life preserver, load your harpoon gun, and most importantly, don't get too scared!

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What happens when you decide to make a movie about breaking all the rules of a a supernatural horror movie? You get The Possession Experiment!

This week, Sarah walks us through a 2016 film where a guy decides to prove the existence of the afterlife by ALLOWING himself to be possessed, and filming the whole thing. Things go horribly wrong, as everyone expected.

Join us as we discuss possession makeup, wasting big name actors on one scene, and the dangers of having sex with demons.

And as always, don't get too scared!

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The Warren's are back, and badder than ever!

This week, Sarah walks us through part 3 of the Conjuring saga. We see the Warren's helping the defense of a young man accused of murder, who just may have been possessed by an evil force at the time (spoiler for the real life events: that evil force was alcohol). They race against time to uncover the mysterious entity that is causing chaos across New England!

Join us as we discuss why you can't just go around touching dead bodies, why you can never trust John Noble, and enjoy a special rant from Pete as he tears apart this movie's depiction of his home town.

So grab a bottle of holy water, say a prayer, and as always, don't get too scared!

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When the students of an athletic academy begin disappearing in bloody ways, their Olympic dreams will become... an Olympic Nightmare!!

...wait a second, the name of this movie is Fatal Games. Or is it The Killing Touch?

No matter which of its many titles you pick, Pete's choice this week is a bad 80's slasher movie that suffers from being overly tropey, horribly offensive on multiple fronts, and just a general sense of poor filmmaking.

Join us as we discuss how impractical a javelin is for a slasher villain, the dangers of steroid use, and whether or not the characters in this movie are kids or adults (seriously, we're pretty sure the movie doesn't even know).

So put on your jock straps, stretch out those muscles, and most importantly: don't get too scared!!

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Ed and Lorraine are back, and this time they are taking Great Britain by storm!

This week, Sarah takes us through The Conjuring 2, based on the real life Enfield Haunting. A British family is tormented by an evil spirit that is forcing the children to see and do horrible things. Ed and Lorraine show up to help prove that evil spirits real, and to uncover the demonic mastermind behind the happenings.

Join us as we discuss old century children's toys, the evilness of chairs, and how to properly title a horror sequel.

And as always, don't get too scared!

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What happens when road rage goes too far? You get the debut of one of the greatest directors of all time!

This week, Pete walks us through Steven Spielberg's first feature length film, Duel. A simple businessman finds himself pursued by a a psycho behind the wheel of an 18-wheeler across the lone highways of the California deserts. Can he survive this mad man? Or will he be crushed under tons of murderous steel?

Join us as we discuss rude Samaritans, the importance of car maintenance, and the joys of random roadside attractions.

And as always: don't get too scared!

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This week, we are talking about a spinoff from a franchise that was so spun, it doesn't even count anymore! It's The Curse of La Llorona!

Sarah breaks down this Conjuring branch that the producers claim was snapped off the tree, despite the direct connections. When the angry spirit of a woman comes looking for her children, Linda Cardellini's are offered up instead, and she must do everything she can to save them.

Join us as we discuss doing social work with ghosts, why not to spread eggs all over your house, and the most damp spirit in horror history.

And as always: don't get too scared!

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Happy Fourth of July, Fearless Fans!! It's time for another holiday slasher!!

This week, Pete breaks down Uncle Sam, a cheap slasher about an undead soldier that punishes the unpatriotic... but also just any random person that's around. It's poorly made, often boring, and completely nonsensical. We're sure you'll love it!

Join us as we discuss peeping toms, corrupt politicians, and a town where chaos reigns and there is no sense of danger.

And as always: don't get too scared!

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The doll is back (again) in what may be the worst titled entry in the franchise - Annabelle Comes Home!

Sarah breaks down the third and (hopefully) final Annabelle film, which tells the story of a night of babysitting gone wrong. The Warren's daughter's babysitter accidentally lets loose the killer doll from the MUSEUM OF CURSED OBJECTS. Predictably, things go very wrong.

Join us as we discuss proper cursed item storage conditions, how to deal with stray hell hounds, and what the hell typewriters have to do with this cursed doll.

And as always, don't get too scared!