Featuring Sean

I swear to god if I hear Dancing Queen one more time, I'm buying a wife from the Philippines and we're moving to a cabin in Montana. We will have separate bedrooms and there will be a significant language barrier neither of us attempt to overcome. So thanks. Thanks for that.

Full crew's back!!! Thought I posted this two days ago, but guess not. We also are releasing a videocast of this on our youtube channel when I find the name of the youtube channel and the password, so look out for that.

It's just me today. Sorry Seans, you're just going to have to bare with me. I wanted to try a solo ep. On the bright side, I think the audio is finally sorted out, within reason. Absolutely insane that it took me this long to get my shit together there. Maybe we'll do another ep with the full crew this week but I doubt it.

I touch on a myriad of topics, from the NBA to my burgeoning basic bitchness, you'll really want to get back on the creatine after this one.

No Bryan, no John—dicks dry as hell. Dan only wears balenciaga now, and I have entered the world of aquatic fashion.

Recorded this before Succession dropped, didn't even know about the karaoke.

I've chewed up about a third of a ream of printer paper and I was going to build a sculpture, but instead I put the chewed up paper wads in both of my ears by accident, and now I can only hear my thoughts.

And it's like, you know how many loser nerds are going to have children named Jan Michael Vincent an Daenerys? Society is a cancer.

Sean gets into the foil again *eye roll emoji* *eye roll emoji* *laughing shit* *different-sized-eyes ghost* *Italian man fucking a secretary*

Look me in the laces and tell me you love me.

Bryan pees again, some Uncle John backstory, Fast Food Deserted Island.

And let me tell you something, if I have to listen to another podcast where Chris Herring spends three minutes of air time talking to argue both sides of a point equally, not form an opinion, then just agree with whatever Zach Lowe says, and then say, "that's what I was going to say" right after Zach says it...I'm going to be pissed. God I miss the good ol' days.

Also if you haven't seen the I'm so fresh you can suck my nuts cheerio video check it out here. It's the last one.

Bryan. John. Sean. Getting dick wet in Colorado. Me n Dan try speak good.