Jemmas and old timey witch, Jayde wants to perscribe vibrators again and the girls have thing to say on 'the slap' but... who doesn't.

Jemma as views on cults, Jayde confesses she would be a loser twin and the girls fawn over Jaydes new gremlin.

Jayde and Jemma talk, cats, turtles and male escort ads. How did they get there? Do we ever really know?

This episode is brought to you by love. And from love! Because what most people do not realize is Jemma and Jayde are actually the biproducts of love making. Yuk.

Jemma and Jayde try and take down big Shampoo.

Ironically called Productivity, Jemma had edited together some extras for and ep this week. so, Enjoy the girls talking about dating, sex work and other things that didn't make the cut. can you believe there was stuff cut out? Really doesn’t seem it.

This week, Jayde trains a magpie to attack her enemies, Jemma is not prepared for her 30s and Jayde knows there’s nothing to prepare for.  Bring back old timey talk!

is one convincing argument away from believing any conspiracy theory, is getting Lizard people ads and the girls think you should smash your fingers for good memory.

If you enjoy hearing spam emails read aloud in their entirety, boy howdy is this the episode for you!

starts a business, is changing her name & the girls finally fix the audio. They also discuss their theories on COVID’s origins. They have zero good points.