Jemma explains why it’s hard to return magic tricks, Jayde wants to read your tarot & the girls think Mussolini and Hitler had boys nights. They also discuss the profitability of street urchins, they’ve got some good points.

Apparently, the girls took this week off and thought nobody would notice. Luckily, comedians Nick Carr and Chris Martin step in to save the day. Is it just me, or is this actually better?

Jemma’s was tricked by the Swiss, Jayde thinks blimps are back & the girls consider running for public office. They also plan a bachelorette party, like anyone would marry them.

Jayde was supposed to write the summary this week but instead, she forgot it was podcast day and got so drunk her boyfriend had to wash her hair. Give it a listen anyway!

Jemma takes a stand against hurdling, Jayde thinks Rowan Atkinson is a vampire & the girls consider framing a cat. They also blatantly ask for presents again, no idea why they still think that might work.

Jemma gives investment advice, Jayde would abandon a city in need & the girls have theories on warfare. They also decide to offer a cancelling service, we hope they use it on themselves.

This week, Jayde tries to write the summary without listening to the episode, Jemma solves world hunger and the girls decide they will definitely listen to the episode next week. Shut up, like YOU’RE perfect.

The girls talk to their Fairy Podfather Nick Carr! They also start a boy band. I hope the members don’t mind the girls talking about them, they didn’t check.

Jemma can tell the future, Jayde wants their producers to fight & the girls review Jemma’s recent ‘Crowd Control’ bomb. It hurt them both to watch. (Jk, Jayde thought it was pretty fun actually).

Jayde was supposed to write the summary this week but instead she got a pedicure and went shopping. She regrets nothing.