In this episode Jemma is the best and Jayde is ok. guess who got to write the promo this week?

Jemma trashes Stalins poetry, Jayde implements a height limit for listeners & the girls count money for QUITE SOME TIME. They also move into their new studio, they can finally do visuals you guys!!

What did one podcaster say to the other? ‘We forgot to make an episode this week, think anyone will notice if we release a tangent ep?

Jemma is amazing at theme songs, Jayde categorises everything in the ocean & the girls get distracted by cake. They also explain why Hitler was a trash artist, probably wasn’t the main issue.

Jemma sings a lot, Jayde’s jeans are too tight & the girls prefer slutty lawyers. They also give a shoutout to Charlotte, HI CHARLOTTE.

Jemma takes a phone call for like 5 minutes, Jayde interviews a ghost & the girls would like some presents please. They also will never be roller derby champions, but not for the reasons they think.

Jemma is wearing tighter belts, Jayde fixes the Brisbane Gigs board & the girls want your ratings. They also find out they’re an improv podcast, they had no idea.

Jemma wants to be knighted, Jayde has affordable housing solutions & the girls have questions about discount wax chains. They also discuss objectophilia, they know too much about it, you guys.

Jemma does theme songs now, Jayde overhauls Australia’s visa program & the girls invent the worst sex toys in the world. They also laugh for like 4 minutes straight but to be fair, spaghetti hats sound really funny

Jayde’s Dad & Nick Carr part 2!! Daz continues his smear campaign, Jemma and Jayde MIGHT be psychos and Nick hits on literally everyone. Enjoy it. We’re never having 2 guests again.