Jemma intimidates women in the bathroom, Jayde’s upkeep is a team effort & the girls explain how to have an enemy attacked by a seal. They’re also doing this on video now! They forgot to create a YouTube channel, they’ll get on it.

Jemma would be hard to murder, Jayde talks about magicians AGAIN & the girls explain why the collapse of society is all snapchats fault. They also think lizards are good judges of character, no that’s not a typo.

Jemma knows how to diagnose sleep apnea, Jayde has a fan encounter & the girls give home security advice. They also blatantly ask for money, their parents are pretty worried about them.

Jemma is a weenus expert, Jayde knows how to win a fight & the girls are sponsored by the army now. They also have Jayde’s sister Ebony chime in, she once broke her foot with her own butt.

Jemma can read upside down, Jayde apparently forgets how to use a microphone & Hollie once followed Kevin Rudd into a change room. Jayde touched the buttons & the audio is weird. We know. Get over it. We’ll fix it.

Jemma Bayley and Jayde O'Brian welcome a new guest on the pod. Continuing the long tradition of bringing on anyone who just so happens to be at Jaydes house at the time. Stories from Hollie and Jaydes not so dramatic kiddnaping to the groups dramatic views on murder, yet again. You think they would get someone on that would speak some sense to them, but no. They got Hollie.

Jemma explains why tiny hands are a good thing, Jayde wants an optical illusion pig & the girls discuss their perfect proposals. They also forget to do a sponsor, nobody notices.

Jemma has venti blood pressure, Jayde fixes women’s healthcare & the girls debate locksmithing methods. They’ve also named you all ground control, yeah I don’t get it either.

Jemma has a skin glove, Jayde thinks Josh’s need to pick an alpha & the girls discuss the versatility of glass products. They also declare that they’re never talking about hats again. Nobody is upset about it.

IT’S A TANGENT EPISODE! (We’ll explain later) Jemma can’t say esplanade, Jayde challenges linen protocols & the girls spend like 10 minutes talking about Wife Swap.. yeah.. the TV show. They were both pretty spaced out, you guys.