Jemma invents catfishing, Jayde is punching above her weight, and the girls discuss the etiquette of orgy catering. Their parents are like, really disappointed you guys.

Jemma has some tips on long distance romance, Jayde drops a truth bomb about finger clicking & the girls explain why women aren’t funny. This is what they left IN. Can you imagine what they edited OUT?

Jemma grapples with the morality of threatening a baby, Jayde explains why baristas are hot & the girls ponder the big scientific issues of the day. I think they’ve forgotten people can hear this.

Jemma apparently has an issue with all of France, Jayde discusses her deep ties to the Motherland, and the girls actively threaten a listener for some reason. Their marketing needs work.

Jemma has an innie bellybutton, Jayde is trying to win fuckboy bingo & the girls have a surprising amount of Dave Hughes content.

‪Jayde wins a feud with a painting crew, Jemma tries to get out of a speeding ticket and the girls spread rumours about their friends for no reason at all. They couldn’t be talked out of uploading this episode.

Sweet Baby Pod has an important first! Jemma has some realisations about her childhood, Jayde should not be allowed to own candles, & the girls create a dildo based rating system that is both confusing and unrealistic.

Episode 2 is here! Stop waiting around your local milk-bar radio. Jemma and Jayde go camping! Jemma is creepily good at guessing torsos. Jayde's dad is dating her ex. Tune in for Jemma Bayley and Jayde O'Brian's podcast shenanigans.

Episode 1 is finally here! Jemma is upset that lions can’t smile, Jayde DMs her sister, and they both now think they should have chosen a different episode to launch.