Feralationship

Ever wonder what it really takes to turn a dance floor from cute to chaotic? In this week’s episode, Pete and Bisq-it sit down with DJ and party visionary Harry Cross - the mind behind some of Chicago’s most iconic queer parties - to talk about the fine art and occasional chaos of setting the vibe. From the first woo that ripples across the room to fog-drenched underground parties where laptops die from sweat (literally), they unpack the secret connection between DJ and dance floor: when to push, when to pull back, and when to drop Whitney Houston like a spiritual offering.

Expect stories about:

- How DJs play god with the energy of a crowd and what happens when it goes wrong

- Pivoting from “sex dungeon techno” to “Janet Jackson salvation” mid-set

- The sacred power of the “woo” and why hands-in-the-air energy can resurrect any room

- Tips and tricks for creating own vibe or party

It’s a masterclass in musical foreplay - a deep dive into how DJs conjure sweat, surrender, and shared chaos. Whether you’re behind the decks or under the disco ball, this episode proves that the best nights happen when the vibe sets you.

Who needs socks when your carry-on is full of fanny packs, harnesses, and a douche that may or may not get flagged by French airport security? Pete and Bisq-it are unpacking (literally) their ultimate feral survival kit - from coded Notes app checklists (“D&L” = douche + lube, duh) to travel wigs with names (Karen sends her regards).

From sleep masks that double as blackout curtains for your eyeballs to the eternal battle of do I pack my Metamucil or just raw dog fate?, nothing is off-limits. Expect tales of Parisian douche drama, TSA pat-downs that should’ve been porn, and a VeggieTales visual that will leave you questioning your child’s content consumption. Plus, why caftans, fans, and earplugs might just save your weekend.

It’s cheeky, chaotic, and the only packing list that pairs poppers with a Bluetooth speaker. Travel light, party heavy, babes.

Pack your eye mask, pop your electrolytes, and maybe thank past you for leaving a Xanax and a bottle of water on the nightstand - because this week, Pete and Bisq-it are tackling the art (and science) of party recovery.

From two-day wine hangovers to full-on multi-day festival ferality, our hosts get raw about liquid courage, extracurricular enhancements, and what it really takes to bounce back when your body feels like a crime scene. Enter Zen from Soft Landings, who joins the chaos to spill all about his supplement line designed to keep the party girls going without fully flatlining the next day. Let's just say, he brings the aforementioned "science" to the questionable "art" that our hosts put on display.

Expect talk of pre-drug drugs, post-drug drugs, MDMA “Sherpa” duties, calorie-burning dance floor cardio, and one unforgettable mushroom trip that had Bisq-it asking, “Did I just shit myself?” (spoiler: he did not).

Whether you’re a weekend warrior, a festival lifer, or just here for the feral confessions, this episode is your guide to bending without breaking.

Warning: Side effects include sudden urges to dance until sunrise, text your dealer like a project manager, and maybe — just maybe — treat your liver with a little respect.

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From star signs to slut signs, this week Pete and Bisq-it are charting the cosmos to see who’s destined to be the biggest partiers, the most chaotic lovers, and the most feral friends. Joined by Astrologer and Tyromancer Jen Billock, who was recently profiled on People.com, our co-hosts go through wild takes on which zodiac signs thrive in the darkroom, which ones you should never share a beach house with, and how the upcoming transits and retrogrades through the end of 2025 could fuel your nightlife destiny. 

After Pete and Bisq-it dive headfirst into each sign’s feral astrology, this chaotic episode on the cosmos then veers gloriously off-course into the mystical world of tyromancy — fortune-telling with cheese (yes, cheese). So whether your fate is written in the stars or in the parmesan grinder at Olive Garden, this episode proves the universe enjoys a gouda laugh while giving you one as well. Don’t worry, we brought lactaid. 

Pack your fans and your fanny packs, babes - we’re taking you to Fire Island, where it's all sunsets, speedos, and scandalous opportunities abound. Season 3 of Feralationship kicks off with the spicy stories from what might be the nation's most famous feral gay destination. From poolside chaos to late-night beach cruising, Pete and Bisq-it spill every last sip of tea from their trip to America’s gayest sandbar.

In this episode, expect the myth-busting (or validation) of all of those Fire Island tropes we've all heard: the parties, the NYC gays, the Odyssey-like travels to get there. Our co-hosts will share their feral lessons learned from one week of underwear parties, sunrise afters, and the real deep conversations had in the hot tub of complete strangers. Was it healing? Yes. Was it hungover? Surprisingly not really. Was it horny? Is that really a question?!

Whether you've never been or are a season regular, there's something for everyone in this tale of two (vers) bottoms. So tune in for our Fire Island debrief—equal parts diary, roast, and PSA—and remember: have fun, get fucked, get feral.

Season 3 of Feralationship is making waves and consensual moves this September! Your favorite unhinged co-hosts, Pete and Bisq-it, are back with more mess, more moans, and just enough emotional growth to justify the chaos. In this trailer, we tease what’s ahead for our feral friends in Season 3: tips on rave recovery, setting the vibe for the evening ride, and even a turn to the cosmos for inspiration and an understanding on why some of us are just a bit more chaotic than others. But don't believe us... our list of special guests are bringing front-line experience to your aural experience, packing each episode with little bumps of knowledge you'll take with no threat of nosebleed (unless you have a really unique sound-based nosebleed problem, which you should probably get checked out). And don't you worry our little feral faithful: you know Pete and Bisq-it will be sprinkling in little nuggets from their own front-line (read: dancefloor-to-darkroom) experiences that will leave you gagging for more.

Tune in each hump day for Feralationship's Season 3 starting Wednesday, September 3! And remember... Have Fun, Get Fucked, and Get FERAL!

Pete and Bisq-it are bruised, blessed, and back with a vengeance—ready to unpack everything from post-party recovery to the fine art of dodging coworkers in a darkroom.

In this episode, we’re mixing business and pleasure (dangerously). What happens when your 9AM-to-5PM meets your 9PM-to-5AM alter ego? We’re talking LinkedIn connections from underground clubs / raves, awkward run-ins with colleagues at kink bars (yes, tails included for "good boys"), and some unsolicited “mentoring” via Grindr from higher-ups who really should know better. The gurls spill on surprise LinkedIn DMs from underground parties, navigating HR nightmares in harnesses, and how to keep your dignity when your colleague catches you mid-bump (not the dance kind). It’s corporate etiquette meets club culture—served with a salted rim and a side of sass.

Pete and Bisq-it dive deep into navigating the blurry lines between professionalism and pure unhinged chaos with their signature humor, honesty, and a whole lotta heart. Add in a wild tale involving Bacon, a jolly green giant man, and a public act of devotion that proves one can have the power of a Dyson but the bad boy influence of a Dirt Devil, and you’ve got the unfiltered, unhinged magic you’ve come to expect from your Feral Friends and co-hosts. It’s camp, it’s corporate, and it’s giving “please don’t talk to me about quarterly reviews while I’m wearing leather.”

TL;DR: If you’ve ever locked eyes with a coworker while mid-twerk or matched with your manager on a hookup app—this one’s for you. It may just inspire you to update your HR training and your Hinge profile.

Hold onto your nozzles, babes — this week’s episode of Feralationship is all about douching: the myths, the mishaps, and the medical receipts. Pete and Bisq-it are diving deep (yes, that deep) and demystifying douching with special guests Dr. Jon (aka @thatgaydoctor) and porn star Jonah Wheeler (@showoffjonah), serving up real talk for a healthy hole with just the right amount of unhinged storytelling.

We’re unpacking everything from festival clean-outs and porta-potty prep to the actual science behind anal and vaginal douching (remember this: Easy-Bake Oven). Expect discussions on fiber, fissures, and how much time you really spend douching over a lifetime (yes, there’s math).

So whether you’re a one-and-done queen or a multi-rinse marathoner, this episode has something for every hole. Come for the jokes, stay for the STI prevention tips, and leave a little smarter — and maybe a little cleaner.

Knowledge is POWER! So power-up your prep with the douching infographic guide Jonah mentions in this episode, available at the link here: howtocleanyourass.wordpress.com

Kinks, quirks, and the things that make us squirm (in a good way). In this episode, we unzip the world of fetishes and kinks to unpack that which many find feral and so so very fun. To provide extra kink context to the cum-radery of Pete and Bisq-it's own storytelling, our co-hosts are joined by porn-star, content creator, and future world peace negotiator Jonah Wheeler in this dynamic episode that will have you itching to try something new (but like, a good itch, not the bad ones). There's no shame, no judgment—just curiosity, conversation, and a whole lot of moaning (metaphorically, mostly). Because pleasure? It’s personal. And between Pete, Bisq-it, and Jonah, you'll get everything from a Falcon Punch to the pleasure of pits and maybe even the Senate Twink. Cue Billy Joel - let the harmonica blaze through a tickle frenzy while we bathe in the glow of Nickelodeon slime, balloon battle scars, and the sexual feralness that comes (cums?) with it all.