Feralationship

Are people born Hos? Or do they have Ho-ness thrust upon them?

Wait... that sounds kinda hot.

When many hear the word "Feral," their minds subconsciously embrace the feeling of deep sexual hypnosis - a trance of pure animal nature that can only be solved with climax. The best of these fine people are those who not only hear the word "Ho" and self identify but who also embrace their Ho-ness and seek to share it with the world (hence... why they are Hos, that's kinda how that all works after all). But how do these Hos come to be? Maybe it's nature? Maybe it's nurture? Maybe it's Maybelline?

In this episode, Pete and Bisq-it rollback the clock to the times when their cherries were popped and their V-cards were charged that irrevocable debt. As they tell their tales of parking lot DNA and Titanic-like scenes, they unpack the stories of how they came to not only find their own Ho-ness, but how they embraced it as something far more Ho-ly. Perhaps their tales will help you unlock your own Ho Phase, whether it's in a Walmart parking lot, a cornfield, or Troy Bolton's hole. Regardless of where you're at, just remember that "We're All In This Together."

From screaming about a feather that looks like a bug on camera to "Delilah After Dark" true life impersonations of the 90s and early 00s past, Alex Begnel - influencer, content creator, and TikTok star with over one million followers - joins Pete and Bisq-it for a "hole-polloi" of conversation on range of topics. Whether you're interested in learning more about the glory of Alex's glamor and glow or the epic journey he's embarking on from small town Dorothy to big city Dominatrix (well, we don't know until he's further explored his kinks but Bisq-it's holding out hope!), this episode will ring true to anyone who seeks to expand their personal network, expand their influence, and rise to discover their own fame, fun, and ferality. From Catholic Confirmation names to feral floggings, airborne ashes and dildos, and even true tales of a Best Western past, this episode will have you laughing, crying, and praying for forgiveness. Don't worry... Gregory is Great, and she's here with a calendar full of feral fun for you.

Planning a night out - especially for ticketed events - comes with countless decisions: what vibe you want, what type of event, what performers/DJs, what friends to invite, what to wear... It can be such a bumpy decisioning making process that you might need a bump just to get through it! So is there a secret sauce on how to score the perfect party plan? Or better yet, what's the scoring criteria one should use to get the most out of their evening endeavors? In this episode, Pete and Bisq-it unpack the subconscious scorecard you might not even realize you're filling out as you purchase tickets for the ferality of your weekend (or weekday, if ya nasty!). But rest assured, it's not just the tips with these co-hosts; you'll get all their D...ynamic histories from their successful scores and their fantastic failures.

As Coachella kicks off this weekend and Spring gets into full swing, festival season is well upon us. These gatherings bring together like-minded individuals to celebrate music and humanity, create art, experience culture, and of course… submit to their most feral and fun personas. For many, festivals may be downright daunting, as committing to the concerts and the community comes with the corresponding chaos (which arguably might make it more interesting!). So how does one go about the festival fun to get the most out of the music and the madness? Rest assured, we’ve got our Feral Family covered.

In this episode, Papa Pete and Baby-Momma Bisq-it are joined by seasoned festival connoisseur and founding member of the Burning Man camp Mystopia, Chris - AKA Lips on Burning Man’s playa - who walks us through the do’s and don’ts of festival life. From the inside scoop on what goes on at the internationally renowned city in the desert to the tips and tricks of swimming upstream among the tweens of Coachella, this episode has everything you need to make the best of your fest. Sprinkle in some Parker Posey and P&B’s takeaways from White Lotus and you’re in for a special treat that will have you cackling and ready to let your feral festival freak flag fly!

Class is back in session! It's time to study up on your Party Etiquette (PE) as Pete and Bisq-it build on the syllabus from Season 1 to bring you an Intermediate-Level course on everything you need to know to revel in your raving. From the best practices for pre-gaming to iPhone flashlights on the dance floor that summon Bisq-it's goblin-mode, we're bringing you even more tips and tricks that make your feral fun fully functional and full of fuckery (but, like, in a good way!). As is typical, Bisq-it takes us (momentarily) to "church" and pontificates on the Golden Rule of Partying upon which we should all abide, while Pete parades the good karmic practices that will surely help our feral friends find nirvana in their nights out. You might even learn a new game to try out at the afters... for which you should schedule your ride-share for prior! And as always, you'll hear stories that will have you both laughing and hoping your mom or children aren't around to hear them. And if you haven't listened to PE Fundamentals well... *Blows Whistle... and something else* Take a Lap! (We mean... like, on one of our laps...).

It is safely past St Patty's Day, so you know what that means... those who nested are out to get bested (by some new d*ck!). So as the spring starts to blossom and the dating scene opens back up, how should our feral friends find love in a helpless place? Well, from the do's and don'ts to the "it's not you, but it's you" conversation, Pete and Bisq-it have got you covered. Not only will you get the sage advice you'd expect from your gay best friends, but you may just piss yourself (or Bisq-it) laughing with some of their own stories (trust... that joke will make sense after a listen).

Have your own dating story that the world needs to hear? Visit our website at https://www.feralationship.com/contact to send us your best tips, advice, or just hilarious stories. If it's a goodie, we'll read her with dramatic effect. After all, we love a good role play ;-).

Pete and Bisq-it are back at it again! By listener request, season two kicks off with the stories from the feral frontlines of the Puerto Vallarta trip that Bisq-it tried so hard to be Duo-lingo ready for. After putting into use the best practices for feral travel, Pete, Bisq-it, and guest host from season one stories Bacon walk you through the tales of what transpired and made this trip a playbook for anyone seeking to let loose and find their feral on their next personal adventure!

Pete and Bisq-it wrap up Season One with a review of the first ten episodes, sprinkling in little bumps of joy (i.e. additional stories) to bring even more color to the commentary. Trust and believe, baby girls, you're in for a fun recap ride that is sure to have you thirsty for Season Two, due out in just a few weeks' time!

Pack your passport, your pressies, and your laptop (just in case!) because feralness beckons you and this bitch knows no borders. Fun is found in all corners of the world, but unlocking and maximizing it while traveling isn't always easy. Don't worry, Pete and Bisq-it have got you covered with all the tips and tricks you need to make the most of your Frequent Feral Miles. You might not watch the flight attendant during the safety demonstration, but trust and believe that the stories Pete and Bisq-it have to share will have you either reclining back in your seat in laughter or looking for the closest exit (which may be behind you). So pack that 3oz bottle of lube and pray that TSA agent pat down gives you a nice firm cup on the groin and light smack on the ass to send you on your way. You'll know they're flirting if there's no glove involved... or if it's more than just your passport that gets stamped. Bone Voyage!

From dial-up jpeg porn to taking your first hit of a blunt or poppers, our feral sides have all crawled out from their buried resting places from time to time throughout our lives. But why are they buried to begin with? And honestly, doesn't making them more taboo make us both ignorant and somewhat more curious - and potentially at risk as a result? What if our emotions ran Feral and took over our "Inside Out" console? What if we opened up about our curiosities and interests to normalize them? What if we all gave positive reinforcement to the tops in our lives (or in passing)? Join Pete & Bisq-it as they share how they found their Feral in the hopes that you, too, may join in the adventure of life that this - our Feral Family, our Feral Nation! - has to offer.