FFBE Podcast

On today's episode we determine Lotti's family tree. We like her robe. Her grandpa Mecmedi has some decent stuff too. When we finally get to Citra, we agree that they put a lot of effort into fleshing out her plotline. A lot of plot in this unit. The third batch of global seven star units is out and we give them all their report cards (Rem, the Baath, and BBQ all got top grades). And to top it all off, Mini insults the French. Get in touch with us, we’d love to hear from you!

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On today’s episode, we’ve got spooky dolls, spooky spears, and maintenance finished early. How can you top a setup like that? I’ll tell you how. We have a professional chef in the house tonight. Join us as we go through the menu and taste each fantastic dish. Not only will we taste it, we will describe to you exactly what you experience as each impeccably cooked meal touches your mouth. You won’t believe what the risotto can do! Get in touch with us, we’d love to hear from you! 

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Description: This week we got a new batch of ability enhancements, Fenrir’s 3 star version, and a new raid event with cool new units. Doo-Duke is still pretty doo-doo (sorry), Loren and Roy are A+. Mystea also gets top marks. The new units are both awesome. Malphasie will chain with both common physical and magic users. Circe will be a great magic dps unit who can both chain and chain-finish. We love all three player drawn units, they’re beautiful and we’re just suckers for spooky things. Oh, and get that Raven Idol y’all. Get in touch with us, we’d love to hear from you! 

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On this episode, Mini puts on his lifeguard vest and tries to save the sunscreen nation. We're getting a summertime event and banner. Hello/Goodbye Lasswell comes with a nice umbrella, great for those days where the sun is just a little too intense. If you need to venture out from under the umbrella, your boy Nichol has you covered in your choice of either sunblock or sunscreen. Skaha has the best sprite. We also cover the new batch of seven star units, including, Onion Knight, Tidus, and Trance Terra (who is a monster).

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On today's episode, iOS has some issues and Mini profits by skyrocketing to the top of the Arena leader boards. Eat my dust iOS scrubs. Wilmgaard tells a heartwarming story about getting a lucky Dragonlord pull. We announce we're starting a girl band (We're not in it, we're just starting it). And of course, the banner the Global community has been anticipating is finally Hyoh. Domino is fun, especially if you can get multiples and have them knock each other over. Shatal is okay, but his shield makes him kind of klunky, so he's only really good at smack talking. Goku is the best magic tank in the game. And of course, Hyoh is really really good. Good luck on your pulls everyone!

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On today's episode we talk about Dragon Quest until the cows come home. Machines in Dragon Quest are excluded from this and not talked about. Dragonlord will be getting a seven star awakening. That's more dragon and more lord than we got before all in the same compact package, pretty sweet deal. Estark has a good trust master. Marquis de Leon is extremely confusing, but he's a free seven star so that's amazing. Uberkilling Machine isn't talked about, seriously. Slime Knight has potential as a mascot and Dracky might be good at defending! Kirin's Osode is great for taming pets and seducing multi-armed, scantily-clad ladies. By the way, has anyone seen our cows?

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On this episode, we find out Mini thinks 40 minutes is “quick.” We try to make up for the missed podcast last week and cover the Final Fantasy XI banner and King Mog event. Mini reveals his Kupipi farming side business and Wilm laments getting Russels on his free 10+1 summon. Ulfhedinn Axe is decent for its cost of 15 000 currency. Mini and Wilm agree that this banner has no “TMR container.” All the units are decent, including Kupipi. We think Shadow Lord is slightly better than Livid Shantotto, though we're both Shantotto fanboys.

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On this episode, Mini debuts his new chart topping single “Doo Doo”. Yes, it's just as bad as the title implies. We reminisce about the good old days and share our horror stories of the early Arena meta where Cloud of Darkness slowly turned your whole team to stone while you watched. Oh, and we talk about the two trials added this week. Jensen looks like a decent gun user. Both Mini and Wilm love Marchenko the damage-dealing tank. There's a sensitive nipple story in there somewhere.

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