Ficta Inferno

God the writing is still bad and the language is just foul; like how can someone write this much trash??? Edward fuels the belief of the friend zone and Harry is into some heavy drugs apparently.

So we're at part two and it is far more confusing than what the Readers thought it would have been. Yikes we've got more drama, baby daddy drama, fusion drama, death drama, and mama drama. That's not even all of it, my soul is dead inside. Just take me now Satan! Also more of our auditions to be in a death metal band!

A Harry Potter based Fan-Fiction which is someone’s deluded equivalent of Blood Raining Night. Dally (Delly, Delhi, Della, Bella) just found out she’s a witch on top of being a vampire! Thus she goes to Hogwarts and begins an adventure with a useless Edward Cullen, an anthropomorphic hedgehog, and far too many anime husbandos.

Oh boy, how to even explain this one? Only a few chapters in and we're banging our heads against the wall. Meet Jackie, a Freshman in High School who has no other character trait than being overweight and having the world against her because of that. On top of that she's a werewolf with a mate who looks and sounds like every white boy ever, who just happens to be an Alpha...not a lot of the system of this is explained or shown. Apparently the story got moved from Wattpad to a site where you have to pay to read...

In this two hour long finale, we bring you the end of this epic disaster that is known as My Inner Life, and nothing happens. I mean something happens, but really nothing happens and it just...ends. Like some many of these bad tics, there is no real conclusion. But really, it was the friends we made along the way that really count...and the shared trauma.

We  continue with Chapter 20, it was Chapter 20 right? Our brains have been turned to mush at this point with how long this chapter had been at the end of it. We see more of the gaudy Griffin city, which is in the North, and the Griffin High Council. We improvise a lot on this one, so bear with the giggling and the night direct story-telling we present; trust me our version is slightly more entertaining.

Suddenly this becomes more of a Gothic novel as we take you into a completely made up place that's probably ripped from a better piece of literature than this. We spare ya'll from more of the cringe-worthy dialogue and tiger sex, trust me- it's nothing new >.> we're almost to the end of this guys!

We enter the water temple ‘cause apparently Dark Link is evil and Jenna can’t have him running around and boinking any hole in existence, she’s the only one that can have Link Jr I guess?

After Sunday's fiasco, we bring you the fixed and extended version! Hopefully this lives up to expectations.

We experience the shortest war in fantasy history, the most annoying ceremonies (not as graphic as the bonding one thought *shiver*) and the most questionable childbirth scenario, this one makes Reicheru's pregnancy seem more logical!

Due to the disaster of our Sunday episode, we present you with this short reading of a small yet hilarious fic.  The previous My Inner Life episode will be taken down and re-recorded, again sorry for the inconvenience but without further ado: 

Meet Barbie Q, a grill all the way from Vietnam that only wants to be  taken home and enjoy her life as a grill, yet everything changes when a certain Mr Grey picks her  up.