Ficta Inferno

As we get into spooky season, we start the crossover of the Walking Dead and Harry Potter. Did we ask for this? Not really...but let’s start the madness!

With our final episode (for now) of PXrn Princess coming to an end, we are left with questions and more irritation. I don't think I've hated a character more, considering this is all original and just blah. We will return when we've gathered out wits and unlocked more...since I ain't paying no cash for this pile of trash. Next Sunday we'll be diving into a whole new story, of zombies and wands.

We delve deeper into rants on just how unstable Mary-Sue Ivy Lynn is and just what it is she does at the tattoo shop. We're still not entertained nor amused by her, and apparently no one can do anything unless she is there or it is said in front of her.  Just one more episode after this and we will be taking a bit of a break to...digest...whatever it is that has gone on here. Also, in social media news, we now have a Tik-Tok if any of you are interested. See more of our hi-jinks at @fictainferno!

Nothing really progresses. There’s a lame attempt at humor followed by the author obviously trying to set up a multitude of relationships up for later. We later come to ask ourselves why we are here, where we are going, and when will the suffering end? And Paul’s back!

Oooohh we’ve got a badass here! Not really though: Mary-Sue Lynn Whatever Her Name Is lives the thug life(?) but it’s just really confusing to her character and we still have no idea who half of the people in this story are, but they keep treating us like old friends that know EXACTLY who we are, how we like our drinks mixed, and say our name as we walk through the door- we are too embarrassed to say I know none of them. There’s also a bunch of moments that go ‘This couldn’t have possibly happened in this time frame’ moments along with awful karaoke provided by your favorite hosts.

It's original fiction time again, and let's just say hold onto your hats as we roll into the world of the porn industry and chubby chasers...as according to an author who can't use the right there/they're/their or here/hear to save her God damn life. Ivy (her name will be forgotten often) is a triple threat of an artist living with her roommate Aubrey and is next door neighbor's to one of her favorite authors (surprise surprise). Everything gets twisted turned upside down as a Porn Star and Porn Director move in next door...you can only assume who the main love interest is. Will there be a love triangle? We'll only know the further we get in.

Just a warning here, there is a graphic depiction of a character engaging in sexual intercourse with...a...um...dinosaur...it sure is something traumatizing for us all! The main character (whose name is forgettable) accepts her new reality rather instantaneously. The danger that gets introduced here never gets mentioned again, at least there's an ending to this madness.

Not even in our wildest dreams would we think that someone would make a fan-fic like this, it's utterly...strange. Without any spoilers for the whole story, the first part involves a Mary-Sure, ripped actions from the film, and then a whole bunch of other weirdness involving raptors. It doesn't get freaky this time around to say the least.

Will we ever understand the purpose of some of these fics? Bella is a cheerleader (again), Mike is somehow the love interest, and Edward is the new kid in town (his eyes are red?). At least this time Edward sounds like a person talking normally, thought the same cannot be said for Bella.

Never has there been more of a tale of woe, than Dally and her edgelord harem...finally they get on with the plan, Harry kidnaps a baby, Heiei and Dally's relationship isn't all sunshine and sparkles, we get another new character that shows up for like one chapter, and then we get a strange and lackluster sort of ending that just...ends, but it's still an ending nonetheless.