Ficta Inferno

The final part of Marie! Drama is forced down our throats and it all ends before we get an actual proper ending. Jean Frollo shows his true colors, we come up with the perfect crime, and apparently someone though making a jacuzzi for ones ballsack was a good (?) idea.

Happy New Year! Also Merry Christmas, and I guess this is the one year anniversary bit wrapped into one! It's been a hectic month, but it all accumulates into this extra long episode for all of you at home. This was a script Siah received back in 2017 and has been a running joke since then. A family gets into an accident and ends up in a hospital that no one checks out. This is stated 50 Million times, and title dropped 50 Million times. We don't really know what the purpose of this is honestly. We just know it's bad and and funny to read.

The only interesting thing to note in this is the tooth pain Maya is apparently experiencing. Why does it hurt? What is going on? Gotta wait for the next episode! But onto the actual story, uhh... Marie's parent's are very obsessed with balls and there's even more ripping straight from the direct to VHS movie we still refuse to acknowledge and speak about. Quesadilla finally reaches 6th base without the gargoyles ruining it!

We continue with the story of Marie and her 'adventures' in Paris so to speak. Jean Frollo is a copy and paste of his brother, somehow the king of France sounds like hedonism bot, and frankly nothing else happens much. Lot of things are still being ripped off from the direct to DVD sequel movie that shall not be mentioned.

Out of all the Disney Fanfics, this is the one that we start off with. It's nothing special in particular, a bit strange and boring. Most of the time it's either plague talk or poking fun at character assassination. Three months after the first film, join Marie, whose the daughter of the Duke and Duchess of 'France' since we never get a region. Desperate to live her life the way she wants, she sneaks out and runs into one of Paris' more interesting characters. Meanwhile, a new minister of justice is appointed: Claude Frollo's younger brother!

We have yet another Twilight fan fiction, which is an obvious troll with inspirations from My Immortal. Join Twilia and her five other names on this...thing, where characters are actually slightly more interesting because as we all know, Bella and Edward were the worst part of Twilight.

Betty is still thirsty, the rest of the family becomes non-existent, and Willy Wonka never goes through any of the life changing character development. Also did anyone else see Willy as a dom? A top? No? Yes? Maybe? I was pretty sure this dude was just going to be a bottom, but here we are fellas!  Also life advice coming from people that shouldn't give life advice, us as the narrators.

Wattpad gift's us all with another fresh Hell that is Willy Wonka fan-fiction. Why does it exist? Everyone is into something I guess? Here we have the reader, Betty, that is Charlie's sister accompanying him to the factory instead of dear old grandpa. The story itself is just a bunch of copy-paste dialogue from the movie, with some 'spicy' bits thrown in to be seen as some sort of attraction? It fails as it just becomes weird for this man-child to be hitting on anyone of any age.

Why are there so many Harry Potter fanfictions that are awful? The same can be said about Twilight honestly, but here we have Raven (a.k.a Willow from My Immortal) and her debut as an...'author'(?). Edgy author-insert is fifteen years older and heading to Hogwarts for the first time. Yes, she starts out in her first year. Yes, we still have bastardizations of cannon characters (at least not the staff) roaming about as well as Cirque du Freak cameos, why this is in there I do not know. Maybe this is just a sign to find bad Cirque du Freak fan-fiction?