Part two leaves us with an argument between Zade and her 'romantic interest' and leading us into even more of a shitstorm of things that don't even really matter. We also get to meet the secondary 'romantic interest' and it's just as interesting, and by interesting I mean boring, as you think it will be!

As we're getting into the second part, one can only imagine just how long this telling is going to be; at 55 chapters more than likely at varying length, there is no hope. At least we're progressing with the story of the book and movie for the most part...even if its just info dumping everything!

This is the first of the few books that we purchased to read, Handbook for Mortals came out 2016/2017 and wanted to be the next 'Twilight', even though the craze had died down considerably. So far there's nothing but cringe and our favorite brand of constant exposition going on. I could go on about how bad this is, but listening to the pain and suffering might just bring some entertainment. Note we will still be reading Foxfire, we're going every other week on the stories.

Soo it's been awhile! Sorry for the long absence, life just got in the way so we decided to come back with another Harry Potter Fanfic. Foxfire Cate is...the ultimate Mary-sue brought to you by bland story telling where it's literally just telling us vs showing us things that happen. Please send help.

Oh you read that right, apparently this is a thing. Besides this obvious troll fic, there have been others come across in the genre. This one isn't exactlt bad, more funny than anything, but there's nothing wrong with that!

As the title says, nothing happens really. For the most part this fic has turned into a series of paragraphs that kind of connect yet they don't at the same time. Teenage pregnancy is apparently a thing, along with underage drinking. Lot of wholesome behavior for a Disney fic! It was short, not at all sweet, and a little bit painful at times to get through because the grammar was treated like a horse with a broken foot.