Ficta Inferno

This one was recorded a few months back, come on and join Sonic and friends as they enter high school. Dealing with ups, downs, and a lot more downs for the readers since this is more than obviously a troll- at least hopefully it is a troll.

An unnamed narrator expresses to a friend on why he lost contact with a painter by the name of Pickman, as well as going into his reasons for not entering the subway any longer. A short story from H.P Lovecraft and a part of the spooky season cheer to spread around. My Immortal will be continued next weekend.

We're almost there, we're almost there- the end is near my friends I swear! We find ourselves dealing with new character assassinations and drops as well as the story itself going awry. How will Eboby defeat the Dark Lord? Why are there so many guns in the Wizarding world? Why are so many men still after Egogy's booty!? (She's a mary-sue, duh). The spookiest has yet to come gentle listeners. 

We return with the...thing that follows the other thing. It's a movie based off of a book, which was based off of a fanfiction; it's almost two hours long and absolutely nothing happens.  Masquerade? It's a failed attempt. Danger? Nope. There's so much that happens, that it feels unimportant and...it just isn't good at all. It's not even so bad it's funny at this point.

As we read further into the crossover that no one asked for, it takes a turn for the worst as it seems to just become a basic retelling of the events of The Walking Dead with some magic thrown in for Deus ex Machina reasons, and to make Harry look like the cool guy even further. Zero shits are given as Harry practices magic in front of mortals and nothing else is heard from anyone else in the magical community. Seriously, how could Hogwarts fall in a situation like this? It's a castle, for Merlin's sake! Their defenses aren't even organic beings, it'd probably be one of the safest places in the zombie Apocalypse!