Hi! Did you know people could be watching you right this very second through your devices??? Are you aware of being mail scammed?? I may be spacey but I ain't no boomer so stop with the slander! Some of these celebs should consider vegetarianism bc the beef is WHACK. You know what's not whack though, all body deodorant! And if you need some, no shame but maybe just take a bath!!?! Anyways what we need to worry about is our AI overlords and their soon reign.

#clippywasanass 

We've all *seen* the moon in the sky but have we really sEeN the moon??? No. Don't get tricked by these scam artist...your therapist could even be one!!!  RIP to Sports Illustrated. 

Also pls ignore the word slur at the end Dandy was just having a moment lol. 

Turns out those underground railroads weren't *actually* underground. Who knew.

ANYWAYS! WTH going on with these tunnels??? The *dis-placed* migrants?? NY you okay babes??? Maybe we should create care packages using Stanley Cups. The kids will love it. Stay tuned for the next episode of Keeping up with Katt! 

K Thnks Bye!! 

Well here we are folks! 

Don't get Bipped if you're in CA, & geography is hard for American(s)(Dandy) so please don't judge! You can judge however, how $cammy the U.S prison system is, cause as we know it sucks! You know what else sucks? Crappy jobs we need more women representation in. Also, how petty is too petty? 

Okay so this episode was supposed to come out a couple weeks ago but there were.. uhm..technical difficulties...soooo ANYWHO! Have you been a subject to hat-fishing or any other type of deceptory? If so, you may be entitled to compensation! Also, did you know that some drugs stay in your spine forevs and randomly release when pressure is applied?? I know its been asked before but can we separate the art from the artist? Diddy a whole villain. 

YALL 

Sh*t is crazy out here. This episode we start to discuss the propaganda against women. How many oysters is too many, really? 

-- also in a seriousness, we sincerely hope for a peaceful outcome for those being affected by the current conflict. Humans really are the most hateful creatures. 

We've been getting buff/ healthy kind of? The real question is though, are jokes/pranks abusive? Lets trauma dump!

Please don't test on inmates...its weird... but you know what else is weird(and accurate)....TikTok math!

Give us a woop woop if ur a festival bb and use our code HotCheese10 for 10% off your next hot cheese purchase. 

Have you ever played with Baoding Balls? If not, you are def missing out. Also, dont we all wish we could be nepo babies & have generational wealth? Well just keep on trucking you're at least guaranteed to be old and irrelevant at some point! Also, also, please wipe your pee. Thanks, Management. 

**If you have the +RiZz+ pls listen to this episode**

How many Presidents can you name? Would you consider yourself old? Well you are. Embrace it. Don't embrace cocaine bear as a movie though it f*ckn sux. Also as long as you keep up with the lingo you're still young... unless you're 37, then you're old.  #carfax. Also Also, Kevin James. 

Give ur best main character energy and flex bb!

#supportdandycandy

Hi!

Hide your kids, hide your wife, Roblox is SUS!! 

Do you have a hysterical parent? Are YOU a hysterical parent?? if so, SEEK HELP! If you don't Momo will resurrect and get 'em.

Also don't go through peoples (ur kids) phones and don't sleep on all the latest txt slang, kk? 

Please no pee-hole play and humble yourself. 

Listen to the end to hear us filibuster. Listen to the very very end to hear us brain fart (after credits)!!!

K thx bi 

---medical professionals should always be held accountable and responsible for their actions!!! RIP to the baby mentioned who lost their life.