Fifty Weeks of Grey

Fifty Weeks of Grey

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Fifty Weeks of Grey episodes

  • Week 30: Problematic Boners
    It’s time for another roundup! A NOTES roundup! All of the gems* from Anthony’s Book of the Grey that we didn’t have time to address from weeks 21 through 29, discussed here!
    Why such a long episode? Because we are frequently distracted! Very INfrequently by the topic at hand!
    *Please don’t mistake the term “gems” as an endorsement of Anthony’s spiralling. We all know that he and his notes are worth very little.
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    Isn’t it so weird how hitting Subscribe makes you feel better about yourself, your life, and your choices in that life - especially your most recent ones about hitting Subscribe? You get that, right? Try it out. Hit Subscribe.
    Sound Design and Editing by Ross. Original theme music by Ceylon. Photography by John Jacques.
    50 Weeks of Grey is hosted by Anthony, Rae and Ross.
    1 hr 31 min
  • Week 29: Fifty Shades; The Musical
    It’s time for another Genre R-R-RE-MIX!
    As well as a check-in on our recently discovered colleague/nemesis latersbaby.net.
    Drama - intrigue - what else could complete the trifecta, other than a musical number?!? (Rae’s expertise is heavily relied upon, while Ross reveals his true feelings for musicals.)
    A special thank you to Adriano for his music in this week’s episode!
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    Have you ever looked up at the stars in the night sky and wondered “what are we doing here? What’s the meaning of life? Am I significant? Do I matter at all?” Well, we don’t know - but did you know that all it takes to matter to us is a quick hit of that Subscribe button?
    Sound Design and Editing by Ross. Original theme music by Ceylon. Photography by John Jacques.
    50 Weeks of Grey is hosted by Anthony, Rae and Ross.
    1 hr 15 min
  • Week 28: 60 Minutes of 365 Days
    Our descent into terrible movies can’t be stopped at Fifty Shades of Grey or Twilight! This week, Anthony AND Rae AND Ross all watched 365 Days - and our opinions (just like this film) get steamy.
    Rae loved it, Ross (predictably) hated it, and Anthony was just excited to see some colour and sunlight in a movie for once.
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    All the worst people in history did not subscribe to Fifty Weeks of Grey. Calligula? Ted Bundy? Those people who don’t return their shopping carts after they’re done their groceries? Don’t let yourself share ANY traits with those monsters - it’s as easy as hitting Subscribe.
    Sound Design and Editing by Ross. Original theme music by Ceylon. Photography by John Jacques.
    50 Weeks of Grey is hosted by Anthony, Rae and Ross.
    1 hr 16 min
  • Week 27: Goofs, Gripes & Pornography
    We’re starting by talking about some films that are WAY better than Fifty Shades this week. And then we get back to the weekly suffering.
    Anthony reads off the “fun”facts (or “goofs”) from Fifty Shades of Grey’s IMDB page - while Ross and Rae continually remind him that they don’t qualify as “fun”, “goofy”, or “entertaining”.
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    Have you done your good deed for the day? All major religions agree that hitting subscribe on whatever comedy podcast you’re currently reading about is the morally correct thing to do with your thumbs right now.
    Sound Design and Editing by Ross. Original theme music by Ceylon. Photography by John Jacques.
    50 Weeks of Grey is hosted by Anthony, Rae and Ross.
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    Additional Music
    Marked by Alexander Nakarada
    (www.serpentsoundstudios.com)Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License
    1 hr 14 min
  • Week 26: The B-Hole of Monte Cristo

    If you thought that we were finished with personality quizzes, then you were WRONG!

    Join us in taking these completely legitimate, fact-checked, and peer-reviewed quizzes courtesy of AlltheTests and Octoquiz. We also discuss our position in the royal succession, keep up our weekly shit-talking, and continue being unforgivable shits ourselves.

    You don’t want to miss it!

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    If you want to reach out, please follow us on Instagram @50weekspodcast! Or, feel free to email us at [email protected]!

    Did you know that hitting Subscribe and reviewing an aspiring comedy podcast is a great way to release endorphins? It’s a scientific fact.

    Sound Design and Editing by Ross. Original theme music by Ceylon. Photography by John Jacques.

    50 Weeks of Grey is hosted by Anthony, Rae and Ross.

    1 hr 14 min
  • Week 25: The Silver Anniversary Afterparty
    We didn’t want anyone to be bored, so we’re skipping past our 25th Episode-iversary, and inviting you straight into the afterparty. Was there a beforeparty? Who cares.
    Crack a beer, pour a shot, whatever you fancy - and join Ross who is six drinks in, Rae who proves herself to be an extremely mean drunk, and Anthony - who is VERY excited to be through the first half of this horrendous experiment. We’re recapping the “Unrated Version” of Fifty Shades of Grey, answering some fan mail, and playing a drinking game!
    Did the audience ask for this? No. Was it something that the three of us wanted? Absolutely. Let us have our nice things.
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    Additional Music, Symphony Sounds by Lemoncreme
    Buy your own copy of the 50 Shades of Grey Party Game from Etsy!
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    A good way to spread the word about this podcast is by sharing your thoughts, feelings, and innermost desires by writing a review, and hitting the Subscribe button! All the cool kids are doing it.
    Sound Design and Editing by Ross. Original theme music by Ceylon. Photography by John Jacques.
    50 Weeks of Grey is hosted by Anthony, Rae and Ross.
    0 min
  • Week 24: Shades of Rae (Part 2)
    It’s time for Part 2 of Rae’s analysis - where we talk bulge. Not to mention Nitrous Oxide, Contract Contradictions, and Montages. We also talk about which video game mods would improve Fifty Shades of Grey if we could install them into the film.
    BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY - we discover an important detail about the version of Fifty Shades that Anthony has been watching. That’s just one of the many benefits that Rae’s perspective brings to this ridiculous podcast.
    Oh and Ross probably rants about something stupid as usual.
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    And since you made it to the end of the podcast (obviously) - consider dropping a review and hitting the subscribe button!
    Sound Design and Editing by Ross. Music by Ceylon. Photos by John Jacques.
    50 Weeks of Grey is hosted by Anthony, Rae and Ross.
    1 hr 11 min
  • Week 23: Shades of Rae (Part 1)
    We need to make sure that our new co-host has seen and truly understands the mediocrity of this movie. So we’re breaking down Rae’s top talking points in a very special TWO PART EPISODE!
    In Part 1, we kick off with Performance Criticism, Directorial Notes, and airing our grievances with the greatest villains of the Podcasting Industry.
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    And you know what’s never been linked to the spread of Covid 19? Subscribing to our podcast.
    Sound Design and Editing by Ross. Music by Ceylon. Photos by John Jacques.
    50 Weeks of Grey is hosted by Anthony, Rae and Ross.
    1 hr 5 min
  • Week 22: Three is a Company
    It’s a new week - a new topic- a new HOST - AND… The same crappy movie.
    This week we’re getting to know our new co-host Rae by bastardizing The 36 Questions that Lead to Love - and we whole-heartedly recommend you try any of these questions on your next socially-distanced Tinder date.
    Are we talking about Fifty Shades of Grey this week? Barely. But never fear! We’ll continue dissecting it next week! And the week after. And after that… And after that… and…
    Until the work is DONE!
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    If you’re interested in reaching out, please follow us on Instagram @50weekspodcast
    Or feel free to email us at [email protected]! And don’t be shy about leaving a review, or hitting Subscribe.
    Sound Design and Editing by Ross. Music by Ceylon. Photos by John Jacques.
    50 Weeks of Grey is hosted by Anthony, Rae and Ross.
    1 hr 37 min
  • Week 21: GGeans
    While Anthony’s universe continues to unravel, Ross begins to feel the same pain. Together, they tackle their issues with their Dads, dissect the dramatic structure of the movie, and play another round of “Fifty Shades: Re-Genretized”.
    It’s an unusually well-structured episode.
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    If you’re interested in reaching out, please follow us on Instagram @50weekspodcast
    Or feel free to email us at [email protected]!
    Sound Design and Editing by Ross. Music by Ceylon. Photos by John Jacques.
    50 Weeks of Grey is hosted by Anthony and Ross.
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    Music
    Cockroaches by Alexander Nakarada
    Degenerate Blues by Alexander Nakarada
    The Butcher by Alexander Nakarada
    Haunted House 1 by Alexander Nakarada
    (www.serpentsoundstudios.com)Licensed under Creative Commons BY Attribution 4.0 License
    1 hr

About Fifty Weeks of Grey

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Anthony challenges himself to watch the infamous film Fifty Shades of Grey - once a week, for fifty weeks in a row.