Film Forecast

This week we're getting a little silly as we talk about the newest origin story of The Clown Prince of Crime, Joker starring Joaquin Phoenix. We forecast all that we think will happen in Joker and we also chat about: Who Wants to Eat a Millionaire; Canadian Kevin; Dancing with the dead; Society-made monsters; I ain't afraid of no clowns; Catoptrophobia; Bloody Mary, Sour Mary; Scaring ourselves; I'm about to ectoplasm; Juice Wayne is loose again; Bryan "Batman" Callen; and much more.

This week we blast off into space with Brad Pitt and his galaxy travelin' pals for a forecast of Ad Astra. We come up with our best ideas for the movie and we also chat about: Tire slashin' woes; The AI uprising; Sexy Lexi; Space Cowboys 2: Gettin' Spacey Wit' It; Mandolin time with Steve; Scary celebs; That man's father is also that man; Kiefer and Donald 2gether 4ever; A Smashmouth ending; Guy's good grub; That's that guy; and much more. 

This week the fight comes home as we join Sly Stallone as he works to save his daughter in the documentary Rambo: Last Blood. We forecast how John Rambo will save the day and his daughter will take the reins of ass-kickin', we also chat about: Year of the hot dog; White Claw summer; Tomb Raider dontcha know; Middleclass dad Rambo; Real-life Rambo; Sly be stuntin'; Rambo In Peace; and much more. 

Pennywise and The Losers are back after 27 years and we're forecasting what will happen in the battle between good and evil in It: Chapter 2. We talk about the adaptation of Stephen King classic and we also chat about: King sex; mmmLeader; Bye-bye Cavan; Reboot that remake; Dexter: Treekiller; UnPimp My Ride; Sandsnakes and dickholes; A hot bowl of Tim curry; Not-so-fun house; No kid trains; A Skarsgard for a Skarsgard; and much more. 

This week we're playing the most dangerous game at a wedding by forecasting the upcoming dark comedy, Ready or Not. We chat about all the possible twists and turns the movie will take as well as: Husband fathers; There Will Be Blood 2: 2 Bloody; Google Time; Not my wedding; Cubby sacrifices; Brother games; Circle circle dot dot; Mofo momma; Hide and go kiss; Sleepover woes; Shyamalaned!; Let's do the twist; Monkey Brains McGinsie; and much more.

This week we're getting super spooky as we take a nostalgic look at the '90s book come to the big screen, Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. We forecast the movie, reminisce on Scholastic Book Fairs, and chat about: This pod is falling apart; Boy meets Porn; Mr. Fanny; Dad bods and big hogs; Stealing Paul Dano's soul; Spider wood; Just stab it; Don Gun; Jackie Chan: Monster Hunter; Party like it's 1994; and much more. 

Join us this week on Pride Rock as we celebrate the reemergence of The Lion King as it hits theaters as a live-action (aka CGI) production. We also chat about: Two funny guys; Nance, I'm gonna bag you up ya baby sitta; boring ol' Hamlet; Live action?; Baby-eating lions; JTT Reborn; You can't feel the love tonight; Playin' with Legos and eatin' some Eggos; Coups for your troubles; Charles Entertainment Cheese; Kids today; and much more. 

This week we're taking a short jaunt over to Hawkins, Indiana for a look at all the weird stuff going on in Stranger Things 3. We also chat about: Not here for the films; jerkin' to hochures; on the road; Stranger Things: Origins; Coke v. New Coke; too much coffee; Sexy Dacre; '90s adultin'; Bye Bye Barb; Bahb; The Looper Sense: A Stranger Things joint; Michael C. Hall Everlasting; Fireworks fun; Leg warmers and crispy hair; back to school; electric pencils; Live like it's the '90s; and much more. 

This week we're saving the world one sugar water at a time. While we're at it, we're forecasting the newest MIB installment with Chris Hemsworth and Tessa Thompson, Men in Black: International.

We also chat about: We built this movie; poon pong; unnecessary sequels; Rebecca and Ferguson; Catty O'Ryan; Sac County; Jailbirds; Fergie Ferg; Kay and Peele; He's a mole; tick time; KBaeWayne; Ben Gibbard's Sweater Masterclass; and much more.

This week we're forecasting the newest X-Men movie that doesn't have Wolverine or Logan or Huge Jacked Man in it, Dark Phoenix. We also chat about: Kevin's bad guesses, toodaloo iTunes; I <3 NY; Meatballs; X-Men vs. Avengers; Cons; Foul fanatics; gamin'; NASA is liars; Intercoastal Kevin; Selfish New Yakkas; Selfies for self-worth; Tony Bologna; Mr. Meatball; Austrail; and much more.