Film Forecast

This week we're dancing our way into Luca Guadagnino's spooky remake of Suspiria, starring Tilda Swinton, Dakota Johnson, and Chloe Grace Moretz. This week is also all about: Pants down pissin'; Porta-potty problems; Thom and Tilda of Atlantis; Making of a Witch; Hobo lovin'; Thom and Tilda tappin' together; Dancin' with the Devil; and much more. 

We did it! It's been a full year of episodes and we finally missed on week 52. But, it's here and it's about the newest Halloween installment. It's also all about Evergrowing dicks; That'll do, Barbie; Kevin's zine ladies; Badass grandmas; Keepin' regular; WTF is porridge?; Mikey likes it; and a sincere thank you to everyone who has listened. 

Seriously. You're all the best. 

We're checking into the snazziest Cal Neva resort money can buy this week with Bad Times at the El Royale. Chris Hemsworth, Jeff Bridges, and the whole gang are here as we forecast the movie and chat about much more like: Looney Toons, eh; Royales with cheese; Kevin's ADD; Jeff Bridges Everlasting; Too-long-movies; NeVAHDAH; shitty orange soda; The Poetry Korner With Kevin Where He Rhymes Things Now; Go Fly a Kite; El Royale origins; and dairy dabblers.

We're late, we're late! Sorry, much like Eddie Brock, Cavan had a parasite this week, but all is well on the western front and now we're ready to forecast Tom Hardy's latest supervillain movie, Venom. While we're talkin' mostly about bad Spider-Man, this week is also about dick tar; hipster CDs; NO-stalgia; a murder of video games; Venom's BBD; Eddie and Venom - A Life of Love; and sleepin' on dead birds. 

Things are gettin' awfully spooky over here as we use our two VIP tix to head to Hell Fest, aka Halloween Horror Nights. While this episode is all about the latest teen slasher, it's also about Todd, Tony Todd; makin' dirt; cussin' haunted houses; our biggest fears; killin' in the name of love; bye, bye, butterfingers; and gettin' iced.

Tick Tock Tick Tock the countdown to Eli Roth's first family film The House with the Clock in its Walls has begun and we're piecing together the mystery. This week is all about Jack Black and Cate Blanchett using magic to save the day, it's also about dentists keepin' it yes and no, talkin' tones, werelocks, Bob Stine the Kid Scarer, good good wet donuts, Halloween in September, and much more. 

This week we're maniacs for Netflix's new show with Jonah Hill and Emma Stone, Maniac. We try a piece together these mindbending trailers and while we're at it we talk about Life in TechLaCroixlor, The many faces of Tom Hanks, The artist formerly known as Kevin, the difference in La Croix Boixs and Topo Chico Chicos, and we end up in a Savage Garden. 

Join us as we go head to head against the heat-sensing, invisible, ugly mother f**kin' alien, The Predator. We forecast Shane Black's newest addition to the franchise and also chat announcement announcements, our fave superpowers, gangster dolphins, JFK the Orc from space, The Dating Game with Liv, and Clucks. 

This week we're coming at you live as we look into the mystery of the Turd Burglar in the new season of Netflix's American Vandal. It's a kinda crappy week as we talk about our scatalogic mishaps, sh**in' on the floor in Meijer, hot janitors, too much sorry, shiterventions, the brown path to equality, and much, much more poop-filled discussion, because let's face it, poop is funny. 

Join us as we head into a creepy old house full of rooms in Lenny Abrahamson's latest The Little Stranger. We try and figure out this haunting sitch, but were also chatting about our new podcasts, Boi Talk and Boys Stamen; a good, good plumber named Roderick; Tokin', Folkin', and Tolkien; and our new fave jazzist, Barry Cooljeans, his show at the Kool Factory, and his friend Larry Coolbeans.