Film Forecast

It's a shoot 'em up this week and good 'ol Blumboy is up in the mix for the stylish Hotel Artemis. What is The Wolf King's real motive? Which Marvel actor will die in this non-Marvel film? Is this part of the John Wick-a-verse? Could this be just one big fart? We answer this and more.   Hotel Artemis hits theatres on June 8 and stars: Jeff Goldblum, Jodie Foster, Dave Bautista, Sofia Boutella, Sterling K. Brown, Jenny Slate, Zachary Quinto, Evan Jones, Brian Tyree Henry, Charlie Day, and more.

In what could be a super-duper scary episode about the new horror film Hereditary, we go an extremely different direction and make our dumbest/happiest episode yet. We write a song so good that it's all Sunny Days all the way down. We get the Red Lobster Blues when glorious butter destroys our favorite t-shirt, and that's okay.   Hereditary hits theatres June 8 and stars Toni Collette, Gabriel Byrne, and a very, very scary little girl named Milly Shapiro.

How many women does it take to pull off a heist? Less than men; as you'll learn in this Ocean's 8 forecast. Will Debbie Ocean be more capable than her dearly departed brother? Is James Corden a double agent? Is Danny really dead? Could this be the start of a new series? Is Michael Caine making a cameo? Can Kevin get a date with Olivia Munn? We have all the answers this week.

Ocean's 8 hit theatres June 8 and stars:

Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, Anne Hathaway, Helena Bonham Carter, Sarah Paulson, Mindy Kaling, Rihanna, Awkwafina, James Corden, Olivia Munn and more.

We're off on a train heist in a galaxy far, far away for Solo: A Star Wars Story. How did Han-ny meet Chewie? What will be in the train car? Will Emilia Clarke turn to the dark side? Can this young welp of a boy be the real Han Solo? Is this the origin of train acting and all Trainology? We answer this and more. 

Solo: A Star Wars Story hits theatres May 24 and stars: Alden Ehrenreich, Emilia Clarke, Paul Bettany, Thandie Newton, Donald Glover, Jon Favreau, Woody Harrelson and more.

This week we're chillin' with the merc with a mouth and all his new buds for an action and goof em' up forecast of Deadpool 2. Why does Cable want to hurt the Modern Family boy? Will Deadpool die? Can Peter stand tall, and hard, and save the day? Why is wine so mean to our bodies? We have all the answers this week. 

Deadpool 2 hits theatres on May 18 and stars:

Ryan Reynolds, Josh Brolin, Morena Baccarin, Zazie Beetz, Bill Skarsgard, T.J. Miller, Terry Crews, Julian Dennison, Lewis Tan, Rob Delaney, Brianna Hildebrand

There's dark machinations, deep machinations going on this week as we look into Jim Carrey's latest turn as a detective in Dark Crimes. What will Jim and James learn as they go further down the river? Does a novel hold the key to the crimes? Will there be a twist? Is Poland really this grey? Can you feed a dolphin caviar? We've got the answers. 

Dark Crimes is in theaters May 11 and stars: Jim Carrey, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Marton Csokas, and more.

 

The war has come to us in Avengers: Infinity War. The whole gang's here and this time it's to save half the world from Thanos. Will they make it out triumphant? Who's the worst Avenger? What would our superhero names be? Is this the beginning of Tiny Tony? We have all the answers.

Avengers: Infinity War is in theatres on April 22 and stars:

Robert Downey, Jr., Chris Hemsworth, Chadwick Boseman, Scarlett Johansson, Tom Holland, Josh Brolin, Zoe Saldana, Benedict Cumberbatch, Chris Evans, Peter Dinklage, Chris Pratt and many, many more. 

This week we're getting out of this world and into Westworld. Will the hosts take over? What is Delos Corp. really up to? Is Robert Ford still alive? Have you heard of the latest FoMoCo JO720? Is Dolores a young Dolores Umbridge? Sex Robots?!? We have all the answers this week. 

 

Westworld Season 2 comes to HBO on April 22 and stars: Evan Rachel Wood, Jeffrey Wright, Thandie Newton, James Marsden, Talulah Riley, Ed Harris, Tessa Thompson, Jimmi Simpson and more. 

 

Listen up right meow! We're gettin' into all sorts of shenanigans this week with Super Troopers 2. The whole gang is back 17 years later and this time it's a crowdfunded adventure. Will team RamRod mix it up with the gang from Trailer Park Boys? Is Farva happy to be in a country where they use liters? Is it time we had a wine-filled bonusode? Should this episode have been called Accents? We might need some answers this week. 

Super Troopers 2 comes out on 4/20. It stars all the original peeps plus Emmanuelle Chriqui, Jimmy Tatro, Will Sasso and Rob Lowe. 

We somehow steer completely clear of gorilla dicks this week as we go on a Rampage with Dwayne The Rock Johnson. How did we get here from an arcade game? How does Dwayne The Rock Johnson get George, Lizzie, and Ralph to join his side? Is this part of the Klump-verse? Does what happens in Vegas actually stay in Vegas? We've got the answers.

Rampage is in theaters 4/13 (4/20-ish) and stars: 

Dwayne The Rock Johnson, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Will Yun Lee, Malin Akerman, Joe Manganiello, Naomie Harris and more.